grilling_dad

@kankergeit Genieten!!!

@racistemo Yeah that’s crazy idk who would do that haha

Now make him try hard to do the right thing but without recompense

@kankergeit @aisingioron Im chewing cum gum

Guy trying to quit jerking off: yeah I only do it socially now

@itsMalon_ Omg jealoussssss

@GrillMan78 I’ve tried it’s not bad

Being able to suck your own dick as a gay guy has to go crazy

@racistemo That’s every day for me 🙂

@Absolunar @terriblehater Give him just enough hope to think things will change. Now force his face into the dirt to reaffirm his idiocy

@terriblehater shut off his dopamine receptors when he sees a Pussy

@terriblehater Which one am I

pedophile rapist romanian best friend guy who copies my style the one girl who got away love interest fat literate englishman beautiful latina beautiful lebanese from ohio guy who asks me for dating advice asian from LA corn guy beautiful bipolar heartbroken man

Serve it up in a trough next time and just eat it without any utensils

@malyshka444 Get her ass

Im an intimacy coordinator for gay porn movies

@spongebobkissme Did you drop coins

i just got hit by a mario kart green shell

picking my kids up from school and saying “we’re going to disney” before driving instead into the kingdom of heaven

@SneakyScube Meeeeeee :3

Guy who takes the term traphouse to literal and builds a home alone style gauntlet for junkies

@kankergeit Ik weet nu Dat er een engelbewaarder bestaat Je kunt haar niet zien Als ze zachtjes tegen je praat Ik weet nu ook Dat zo'n engelbewaarder op je let Ik kan het weten Ik ben er zelf eens door gered Ik weet nu ook Dat zo'n engelbewaarder op je let Ik kan het weten

Leaking 550 ml of goopy cheese from my throbbing bober dude

"cant stop addicted to the children"