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Gary Neville was an icon for me growing up, but my god, he is insufferable as a commentator. Talking about Cherki showing a glimmer of personality as if he's just scored an own goal for a laugh. Awful.

@premdebrief He's awful honestly. 🤣 I'd say he's as bad as @Mike87_United but at least it seems like he actually types his own tweets 🤣

What is this AI slop 🤣

My only issue with us signing Lewis Hall is that we'd be signing another injury prone player. He's really good with mega potential but missing 30 games over 2 seasons isn't a great start.

@Oluseyita_N @utdHarryy ..... People just comment for the sake of it. Do you know anything about football?

@utdHarryy Mount had a good injury record as well

Brilliant news. Anderson seems nailed on to go city and I think Tonali will be too difficult to do with the price Newcastle will want. The fee is cheaper than Casemiros and is also younger but with Prem experience. I just had a look and although he is injured at the moment over his career his injury record is very good.

@Meek534310 @LozzaFox

Last night I went out to dinner with my wife and some friends. Some of whom happened to be black and some of whom happened to be gay - not that that should make any difference to anything in in Britain in 2026 - where everyone is so incredibly kind and everyone is so included and welcome. When we arrived at the restaurant I could tell immediately that the manager recognised me - and he wasn’t a fan. In these rare circumstances I tend to overcompensate and be extra polite and courteous to win people round, but nothing worked with this bloke. He was rude to the point of open hostility. Wanting to enjoy the evening - which we did enormously - I just tried to ignore him. As the meal finished and we were leaving, I asked for the gentleman’s name so I could write to the management of the restaurant with my thoughts about the service - or lack therof - He refused to give me his name and proceeded to tell me that he didn’t need to be polite to racists and a homophobes - even after I politely reminded him of the fact that i was sat at a table well stocked with homosexuals and black people. So instead I took a photo of him and said if he refused to give me his name then the photo would help identify him in my correspondence. The minute I did this his entire demeanour changed and he started to realise that there were going to be potential consequences for being so rude and unprofessional. He began to apologise profusely and - long story short - we ended up sat together at the bar with him telling me he was sorry for jumping to conclusions and that he had had a horrible day he had and before I left we gave each other a hug. He even texted when he finished his shift to apologise again. New friend made. So it’s all good! But it reminded me what irritates me about the media. This man had read the one sided dross that the dying media put out and despite the fact that I was sat having a laugh with a very “diverse” table of friends, he refused to let go of his own bigotry and prejudice, to the point where he was happy to potentially jeopardise his job over it. I get that we live in a world where the media likes to make monsters of certain people, and I don’t expect everyone to agree with what I say. I get recognised quite often and commentary goes with the territory, people express strong views - both positive and negative - about what I think, which is great. You may have noticed, i’m very pro free speech and people expressing different views! The more the merrier! I am still however a human being, with feelings and emotions, and I don’t think it’s too much to ask to be able to go out to a restaurant to eat with my wife and friends without a waiter trying to do everything he can to ruin our evening. We don’t often go out to restaurants we don’t know well for just this reason and after last night, it will be a while before I do again. So might you do yourselves a favour dying media? Try to be at least balanced when you write about people. You would have saved this poor chap and myself an unnecessary and unpleasant experience. You are already on your last legs. Perhaps you should ask yourselves why your audience is getting smaller and smaller with every passing day? Many thanks. Happy Sunday. 🙏

@Spliro @ICQChelsea

@Grohlbli @ICQChelsea I’ve guaranteed been to more countries than you, and there is NEVER English signage, only the local language. I always get lost! They should feel how I feel when they are in this country #GodSaveTheQueen #TommyForPresident #StellaArtois 🍻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Go on JT 👍

@JacobBFC05 @Spliro @ICQChelsea Yeah probs. Can never tell straight away these days 🤣

@Grohlbli @Spliro @ICQChelsea Think it’s satire mage

@Spliro @ICQChelsea Someone's never been abroad before...

@ICQChelsea John Terry for the people🙏it’s not like there are English signage in other countries completely unrelated to the UK, but they bring their curry language here. #Restore #Reform #BritianFirst #OhhhhTommyTommy 🍻🍻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@JStevo21 A SNL legend helping to get the first show underway. Quite simple really.

Why is an American hosting the first episode of #SNLUK? Kind of defeats the point.

@Raisedbywolvs @UTDFrost2 Sounds like he does to me. Fella just lied for the sake of it.

@Grohlbli @UTDFrost2 Im sure he doesnt need a spec to not watch the game

Not even annoyed about the UCL, that’s guaranteed for us imo More annoyed how we need “pens” to beat these lower sides… no clear cut chances being created Our main guys bottling it yet again despite playing every 20 days… so so frustrating

@NoushardMUFC What in the ChatGPT is this?

Controversy Isn’t Accidental. It’s the Engine. I won’t repeat what you’ve already said it’s obvious. The real question is: why does this keep happening every single week, even when fans see it, pundits question it, and the FA says nothing? Here’s the uncomfortable answer. Controversy is not a flaw in the Premier League it’s part of the product. The league thrives on attention. Debates. Outrage. Endless analysis. And nothing fuels that machine more than decisions that split opinion and ignite fanbases. Every week, there’s a moment. A call. A situation. Something that keeps the league trending, keeps fans arguing, keeps pundits talking, and keeps broadcasters winning. And it’s rarely random. The spotlight always finds the biggest audiences Manchester United, Arsenal, Chelsea. Clubs with global fanbases. Clubs that guarantee noise when something goes wrong. Because noise equals engagement. Engagement equals relevance. Relevance equals money. So when you see the same patterns repeat, week after week, it stops feeling like coincidence. It starts feeling like design. Not necessarily scripted but certainly tolerated. Because as long as the controversy keeps the world watching, the system has no reason to change.

Just beat a Nigerian on EA FC. That one was for you, Kobbie Mainoo. 🤣🤣

@WAdeola They were filmed during the last camp. There's a video that the main England account posted and you can see Watkins & Loftus-Cheek being photographed.

Players must be told they’re called up WELL in advance of the announcement because where did they find time to get new kit photoshoots done? 😭

@korsikoff Comparing the two tonight is fair enough & Scott was deffo more involved, but why mention Mainoo as the comparison when it comes to the England squad when Jordan Henderson is in the mix? Surely you've got to want to take both of them, rather than one of them + Jordan Henderson?

I thought Alex Scott was unfortunate not to make the England squad, especially as he was behind Mainoo. Scott absolutely bossed that midfield tonight. Was Mainoo even on the pitch?

@RhydaFootyNG @SkySportsPL No one is checking your page big man.

@SkySportsPL FT: 2–2. Manchester United drop points again 😬 Winless in their last SIX Premier League meetings with AFC Bournemouth… This is not luck anymore. This is a pattern 👀 And yeah… called it 👀 Check my page.

"It's frustrating for the smaller players, I do think it is a penalty." Bruno Fernandes gives his verdict Manchester United's penalty appeals 😬

I'm sorry but how is that not a penalty on Amad? 😂😂😂

Thomas Tuchel, a world class coach, called up Kobbie Mainoo. Condolences to all of the Nigerians & Mike87 who speak about him as if he's a pub team player 😂😂!

@tobilobaphotog @England x.com/i/status/20349…

@tobilobaphotog @England ? This happens all the time with camps that play friendlies. It'a called a contingency plan. If a few of his nailed on starters get injured between now & June, he has a better idea of who to replace them with. Simple.

Here we go. It's your #ThreeLions squad for March camp! 👀