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@NathanGraviteh Peak male performance

Can't explain it. But every cup winning team needs an unhinged mf who just won't let it go. Size. Skill. Doesn't actually matter. Somebody who looks like a plumber from the 70s? That's what wins you cups.

Lo mejor de las cuevas es que es completamente opcional meterse

@JackDan110 The slush puddle in the street in the middle of winter tastes better than “Timmies” coffee

You know who has better coffee than Tim Hortons? McDonalds.

I literally can’t stop watching this

@Steve_Dangle MTL vs Vegas?

Listen - they're winning the Cup, he's winning the Conn Smythe, and you have a few more weeks to prepare yourself.

@barstoolsports Knee injury be damned

Gotta think it was a Toronto Maple Leafs problem not a Mitch Marner problem

@1ssve You forgot the 30 minute coffee break every 30 minutes

A boomer’s perfect work day: - Show up to the office at 8am - 9 hours of Zoom calls with people working from home - 25 minute paid lunch break - Leave at 6:30pm and drive 1 hour home - Spend 12 minutes with your kids before they go to bed

@Joseph_Inyang Reggie is in “logistics”

The son In-law nobody liked, yet the family strongest shield. That part Martin Lawrence watch and said from now on "Me snacks is your snacks." blew me away.😅

@FischerKing64 Imagine having to sit through all those speeches…no thanks. Put the diploma in the bag bro we have places to be

21 Valedictorians means you have so much grade inflation that you have no idea who the real valedictorian is.

@LeadingReport I am fine with this. It will come for me eventually as well but the co-workers it has replaced thus far I’d say it’s worth the trade

AI can cost more than human workers now, per Axios.

@Awk20000 Just a king and his roaches

Asmongold shares his thoughts on being cut off from the streaming community "Nobody else wants to have anything to do with me..nobody likes me, nobody wants to talk to me, everybody hates me and I think to myself..finally, I got some peace..thank God"

“Hey Torts can I ask you the same question again I’ve been asking you all week and you asked me to stop asking you?” -Media “I’m not talking about injuries I just want our guys to play faster, shoot the puck more, and spend more time in the offensive zone, Stone is still out” -Torts “But Torts can we see Stone’s X-rays? Pretty please?” -Media “👁️👄👁️” -Torts Literally every presser

As a Vegas Golden Knights fan, I could give a flying fuck whether or not the players or coach talk to the media after a game. Vegas fans care about our team, our players, and our draft picks to acquire more talent. Instead of celebrating a trip to the Western Conference Final, Vegas media instead made it about themselves and cried to the NHL about media press availability. From my understanding, some of the accounts are: @SinBinVegas @JesseGranger_ @TDChrisG If there’s more, please tag them and let them be known that due to the media getting their feelings hurt, they cost the @GoldenKnights a 2nd round pick for a team that they claim to support. If all of this is true, a big resounding fuck you is in order and I hope the team refuses to answer any questions from these individuals moving forward. I’ve also gone ahead and canceled my @TheAthletic subscription if Jesse Granger is in fact one of the individuals caused this.

If only there was an institution with the force of law that we all had to give detailed information to every year about income and earnings from various sources. 🤣 I know you take about it all the time. It’s funny because to apply for certain benefits with this institution you have to verify through a bank interface. The thing you’ve been asking for has already been built and is in use. I used it this year with my wife to apply for a benefit.

@DrJacobsRad We could have a long conversation about Mortgage Income Document Fraud in Canada that could have been ended decades ago but the Feds just didn't care Actuaries will ALWAYS be wrong if their base data is warped by Fraud in Underwriting based on perfect fake income documents

Home buyers who couldn't qualify for mortgages at the big banks are defaulting on loans at a faster rate than the actuaries anticipated. Actuaries aren't soothsayers, they're mathematicians, and if they're wrong it means a predicted data point is also way off. Concerning.

@DiscussingFilm It’s going to be Tom Holland isn’t it? You know what that means?

Casting director Nina Gold says the next James Bond actor must “ooze sex appeal.” She is also looking for someone “young enough to play him in 3, 4 or more pictures.” (Source: Deadline)

My theory is that cyber cab and Optimus are going to be last leg solution for delivery. Cyber cab’s big trunk and an Optimus sitting in the passenger seat. It gets out and delivers to the door. It can deliver 24/7 to a customer. This entire section of industry gets automated away.

Bro they make less than $1.40 per package 🤯... ....also, why are they ALL indian?

@ronmortgageguy Doubled since Covid but that’s with 2 promotions and to attempt to look like parity with our USA branch. USA rate is still 60-90% more for same work.

Salaries Are UP? Is your Salary up? Or are you just working 2 Jobs?

My wife communicating her feelings like her therapist taught her

@ComicDaveSmith @barnes_law @takenaps lol he’s trying to copy Tucker’s cadence. I’m waiting for the laugh

This is wonderfully brutal. Well done @takenaps