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@PM_ViktorOrban @chucknorris This is brilliant. Vale Chuck Norris

Farewell, my friend! @chucknorris

@piersmorgan When the eyes of a ranger are upon you

RIP Chuck Norris, 86.

@RMChew @NMFCOfficial I see that the game of find the wanker has just ended🙄

@NMFCOfficial Little wonder you are an irrelevant football club

"And 𝐲𝐞𝐬, I do get enough protein." Luke Parker takes us through everything he eats on a training day as a vegan athlete 🥦

@basedbrickpush1 Thanks to the Dutch mariners who discovered the land👍🏻

Don't think I've ever met an Australian I didn't like. Super direct. Low threshold for bullshit. Can take a joke. Turns out that the prison island idea is pretty solid.

@lowlandsapien He was over qualified for the NSW police force?

Colin Creed South Aus police officer, armed robber, rapist and murderer held the countries Most Wanted title 1983 Now runs the cricket stats website Howstat reported to be pulling $5000 per week in 2013, probably more now.

@codeaflau Of course he didn't

Mabior Chol had no case to answer for his tackle on Nick Blakey, but a Swan has copped a fine for staging by the MRO. READ, WATCH ▶️ bit.ly/4lJr4Cb

@aleaguemen Well, Malta have to qualify through UEFA, so if he's keen on playing in a World Cup, it makes sense.

This would be huge 🇦🇺⏳🔥 Dylan Scicluna is reportedly switching his allegiance to the Socceroos! After representing Malta at youth level, one of the Isuzu UTE A-League’s top midfielders could be set to gun for a future spot in green and gold 👏

@wenclair4evr Yeah, he's elite. His importance to us is immense😢

@GronkAI Hope you guys get gulden back sooner than later. Genuine pleasure watching that guy except against the blues. He would have been the difference tonight

Swan fans do you see the pea heart on Curnow now? #AFLHawksSwans

@jerr_rrej The 5 flags on my profile. And you know I'm correct.

The top five master races. 1. Scottish 2. English 3. German 4. Swiss 5.

@wenclair4evr A quick fix for the bad draft hauls we've had over the last 5 years and to keep the Sydney crowd somewhat interested. Oh well, I'll keep an eye on the Blues, I have a soft spot for them as I was born, lived, and did most of my schooling there. Good luck against the Dees next week

@GronkAI I’ll never get why you guys wanted him. Not the player you were missing

@sydneyswans Did Chad have grease on his hands and boots? Too many errors with disposal cost us. No need to panic, but we really should've beaten the Hawks.

FT. A hard fought contest against the Hawks at the MCG but we go down by 17-points.

@wenclair4evr Played 10 minutes and goes missing. I'm just waiting for the knees to go by rd 10. You took us to the cleaners with that trade.

@GronkAI He plays a quarter

@ZoomerHistorian Pure shit for brains moll. Queensland seems to produce quite a few.

The Australian Nigel Farage. Completely bought and paid for. Useless old woman who doesn’t give a shit about Australia.

@Lana_Florea George Graham's back four were unbelievable

Who are the greatest back four of all time? George Graham era Dixon - Adams - Bould - Winterburn Wenger Invincibles Lauren - Campbell - Toure - Cole Or Arteta's Timber - Gabriel - Saliba - Hincapie

@sydneyswans Do Hawthorn have a no frees against pass? They've had 5 holding the balls ignored by the umps🤬

After 24 long minutes, we kick finally a major in the second quarter 😅

Ffs. Hawks have an eternity to hold onto the ball. #AFLHawksSwans

Free kick Hawthorn #AFLHawksSwans

@bayer04_en @kaihavertz29 @pierohincapie Class club

All the best for the rest of your season, Kai and Pierito! Hope to see you again soon!🖤❤️

@NoticerNews Imagine the smell

A membership-only Indian and South Asian wholesale supermarket dubbed the "Indian Costco" has opened in Sydney.