Groucho Marx

Groucho and Nicholson.

Here are Charlie Chaplin & Groucho Marx in late life, 1972, photographed by Candice Bergen: #Life

Imperishable view of Groucho Marx dancing with Diana Ross: #Globe

Watch and RT... Gilbert Gottfried does Groucho "towards the end": youtu.be/SdjOcWQf9u4 via @youtube

"@GrouchoQuotes: Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. #GrouchoMarx"

"@GrouchoQuotes: If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. #GrouchoMarx"

No one has been able to figure out what purpose the knee serves. It toils not, neither does it shin.

Groucho Marx & George Carlin.

A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead... #quotes #humor #grouchomarx

If they’d lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I’d settle here until the next earthquake.

Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true. #quotes #humor #grouchomarx

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. #quotes #humor #grouchomarx

Chico Marx plays piano with Harpo - youtube.com/watch?v=1XsWI9…

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much... just an occasional sun visor #quotes #humor #grouchomarx

I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are. #quotes #humor #grouchomarx

P.S. Did you ever notice that ‘Peter O’Toole’ is a double-phallic name? #quotes #humor #grouchomarx

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold, and I'm hot under the collar. #quotes #humor #grouchomarx #monkeybusiness

I can marry anyone I please. The problem is that I don't please anyone. #quotes #humor #GrouchoMarx

You haven't stopped talking since I got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle! #quotes #humor #GrouchoMarx