The Blue One

More short circuit than circuit breaker.

@10DowningStreet @UKGovScotland @D_G_Alexander Plus ça change. Oh, wait...

Douglas Alexander has been reappointed as Secretary of State for Scotland @UKGovScotland.

@10DowningStreet @energygovuk Had her as outsider for Chancellor, or one of the Treasury Secretaries.

Miatta Fahnbulleh has been appointed as Secretary of State for Energy Security and Net Zero @energygovuk.

@ToryFibs Plus ça change. We're just as fucked as with the previous cabinet.

Starting 11 PM: Burnham Foreign: Ed Miliband Chancellor: Healey Health: Cooper Housing: Rayner Education: Powell Business: Reynolds Home Affairs: Mahmood Equalities: Phillipson DWP: McFadden First Secretary: Haigh

@10DowningStreet @FCDOGovUK @Ed_Miliband Plus ça change. We're just as fucked as with the previous cabinet. More so with Beaker representing us on the international stage.

Ed Miliband has been appointed as Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs @FCDOGovUK.

@10DowningStreet @ukhomeoffice @ShabanaMahmood Plus ça change. We're just as fucked as with the previous cabinet.

Shabana Mahmood has been reappointed as Home Secretary @ukhomeoffice.

@PippaCrerar Plus ça change. We're just as fucked as with the previous cabinet.

BREAKING: Ed Miliband becomes foreign secretary. Shabana Mahmood reinstated home secretary. Louise Haigh confirmed as CDL and first secretary of state.

@Peston @YouTube No. For everyone for whom he reduces the cost of living, someone else's will increase. The real question is whether it will be fair and defendable.

Can Andy Burnham bring down the cost of living? New Talking Politics youtu.be/5R-D1OBrnAQ?si… via @YouTube

@Peston More like dumb and dumber.

Chancellor and foreign secretary? Shabana Mahmood and Ed Miliband

New Cabinet - first picture

@10DowningStreet Quicker than even Lettuce Liz managed...

@thesundaysport Challenging, but... nope. That *is* impossible.

'Pull with me' Tug for Burnham

The last update to this unfathomable piece of shit has made it all much more unfathomably shit. I didn't think that was possible, but yet again @X @Support @elonmusk have proved me wrong.

@anon_opin Thank fuck.

Considering they were huge in the late 80's and 90's, you rarely hear Wet Wet Wet on the music channels, oldies stations etc. Not even in top Scottish band lists. It's almost like they never existed.

@NoContextBrits The wheelchair slalom.

If this was an Alton Towers ride, what would you call it?

@fia I don't think you can give that penalty without also penalising others. Which you didn't. Fully expecting a 10 second penalty for the unsafe release, because your bias shows at every opportunity.

DOC 57 - Infringement - Car 44 - Causing a collision with Car 63 in turn 5 fia.com/documents #BelgianGP #F1 #FIA

@NoContextBrits And even if it does work, the contents always peel from the opposite corner.

Such a blatant fucking lie.

@thesundaysport Bit of a contrast to Real Housewives of Wilmslow.

Tell you what though, Real Housewives of Wythenshawe would be telly for the ages

'Hale should be more like Gorton'

@MissLauraMarcus I'd be Chancellor, so it'd have to be Industrial Disease by Dire Straits. youtu.be/u_mF0DhDSlo?is…

Theresa May came out to Dancing Queen. Liz Truss to Moving On Up. Andy Burnham dad danced to True Faith. While Blair had Things Can Only Get Better. What song would you walk out to?