Groveclearer

>watching my Catholic, Baptist, Lutheran, Anglican, and Mormon muties arguing tradition and canon when I get all my spiritual advice directly from the Big Man Himself via symbolism in my dreams and funny looking sticks I find in the local park.

Pray for my health.

@flochiie_ Got a budget for tail wax, huh?

Possum

This woman is a treasure.

Brilliant moment btw Pretty sure it's also the first time Severian consciously puts it together that he's the New Sun; being Severian, he naturally doesn't remark upon it and the reader is left to infer it

On the part of "The Sword of the Lictor" where Gene Wolfe recreates the Temptation but Jesus kills Satan with a Bas Rutten palm strike

Just heard one of those new low frequency police sirens. It's unsettling. You notice it immediately. Before you even realize you do. It's like the pressure change right before an earthquake.

...and he already wrestles as well as his dad ever did (Search your feelings, you know it to be true)

@JoeChipFake Seems I've found my 2028 running mate

MAGA

@SnepOfTheWest So you can never go back.

Why in God's name would you do this to yourself

@VT5210 Please, VT We all know those numbers are probably inflated if not an outright fabrication.

List of every foid that rejected me:

Tiger Mask hits a plancha in 1982 and gets a standing ovation from the WWF fans who've never seen anything like that in their lives before.

@VT5210 That's it, I'm assigning you to be the lictor of Thrax.

What's your all-time favorite interaction bait post?

@retropvnkX "Into the Spider-Verse" and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Does this hurt to look at for anyone else

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

The deaths of evil men ought be celebrated, actually. Because justice ought be celebrated. Receiving death, the punishment for their—and all of our—sins is just. Their eternal torture in hell is just. God is glorified when the evil suffer.

I demand that this become a YCH

i don’t like this painting in my hotel

I have lived long enough to see "Kurt Angle wasn't actually that good" discourse from the marks