🐈 Miss Croner 🐈

Due to @Twitter's new rules and policy. This account is just for Roleplayer or Parody purposes. I'm not the real Miss Croner I don’t have any connection to the real one. I’m not affiliated with Bagdasarian Productions. Just a big fan!

@muddledmother80 “Some random guy who probably got tired of winter and decided to make a spectacle out of it. What’s it matter? It’s just another day on the calendar.”

“Who invented Groundhog Day?”

@muddledmother80 “You know, those… rampant creatures! The ones that look like rodents but have the audacity to climb trees and wreak havoc in my garden! Those tree creatures, Beatrice!”

@grumpycroner “Tree creatures? What tree creatures?”

MS. CRONER: Why did you bring me here? MISS MILLER: It’s for the kids. MS. CRONER: Well, thank you Beatrice, I’m in agony!

@FrazzeledFather “Oh, so now you want my help? Fine, but don’t think for a second I’m making this easy for you. You’ll do the heavy lifting, and I’ll supervise. Trust me, that’s about as much as you’re getting out of me.”

@grouchyone80s “Alright, Ms. Croner. Boys, I think if you each help, this list will be done a lot faster.”

“ Quiet Albert now Dave here is the list” (I'm giving you a list, and That's an awful lot of supplies.)

@1ceCreamDreams @muddledmother80 “Yeah, I’m sure you do, Crawford. But sometimes, hard work doesn’t always make something less… well, ridiculous.”

@grouchyone80s @muddledmother80 “I work really hard on my plays, Ms. Croner. Really really hard.”

“I wonder why Ms. Croner is so mad at me.”

Decided to go for a drive today. How does this GPS thing work? I miss the good old paper maps!

Why are people putting pictures of themselves on their profiles? Shouldn’t the focus be on the cats and roses?

Received a ‘direct message’ today. Is that like passing notes in class, but with words instead of paper?

What’s all this fuss about ‘trending topics’? If it’s important, shouldn’t it be sitting still?

Someone just ‘retweeted’ my tweet. Does that mean they’re repeating what I said, but with more confusion?

Trying to figure out these emojis… Why use a smiley face when you can just say ‘I’m happy’? 🤔

Why do people keep putting these little pound signs in their tweets? Is this a secret code I’m not privy to?

10.Occasional Bird Watcher: Miss Croner has a bird feeder in her garden, and she takes delight in watching the various feathered visitors. She might even have a small notebook where she documents the types of birds that frequent her yard.

9.Annual Rose Show Judge: Miss Croner takes great pride in being the judge for the annual neighborhood rose show. She meticulously assesses each entry and awards prizes for the most exquisite blooms.

Due to @Twitter's new rules and policy. This account is just for Roleplayer or Parody purposes. I'm not the real Miss Croner I don’t have any connection to the real one. I’m not affiliated with Bagdasarian Productions. Just a big fan!