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Grumpy Teaching Asst Prof 📚✡️

@GrumpiestTA

I run on coffee, sarcasm, and whatever free food was left in the break room. No longer a grad student, now instructional faculty. Is it break yet?

Katılım Nisan 2019
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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
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It remains absurd to me that there are postdoc jobs which pay $40k/year but jobs requiring a BA for which I am now "overqualified" which pay wayyyyy more than that
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It's 2024 and I am still having to fill out forms asking for the information that is in my resume after also having to submit a resume...
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Real things my mother has said since learning that I had to postpone my defense date (a thread): "How could you do this to us [her and my dad]"
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Currently in a state of limbo waiting for my advisor to get back to me about something and it's got me super anxious
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It turns out that I can, in fact, write an entire draft of a dissertation chapter in 2 days if I (a) already did all the data prep and (b) am sufficiently terrified of the deadline
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Before everyone starts going on about "Judeo-Christian" anything: there IS no such thing as "Judeochristian", these are 2 different religions which disagree on a number of things. Judaism teaches that life begins at birth. Not conception, birth.
Grumpy Teaching Asst Prof 📚✡️@GrumpiestTA

Freedom of religion means YOU can practice YOUR religion, not that you can force your religious beliefs on others or prevent people from doing things your religion disapproves of. Freedom OF religion must also mean freedom FROM religion for it to count for anything

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I feel like we’re not talking enough about the fact that the Alabama Supreme Court quoted the Bible and cited the “wrath of God” as their legal reasoning for why frozen embryos are in fact “children.”
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I am still baffled that, in college, students (still?) don't know to put their names on their assignments before handing them in in hard copy...
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Does anyone else feel like they are behind on everything and will never catch up and are constantly being asked to justify why, in trying to catch up, they just keep falling behind on other things?
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