John ◣ ◢

Happy 80th birthday to Robert Fripp!

They are looking for a new James Bond, I think this could be my big break

“Get me 8 cans of Stella, I’m going to London.”

If there's an idiot in power it means those who elected him are well represented. - Ghandi

The Scottish premier league is as corrupt as the FA Premier League

@davetherave103 @SouthamptonFC This one?

@SouthamptonFC Any idea what kit we will be in ?

Wembley awaits ⏳

Hubris you can see from space.

@Deaney999 And just hope he doesn't score!!

F*ck absolutely everything else off for the day on Sunday. I’m just buzzing to sing Si Senor for 90 mins! A proper Wolf! A man who gave EVERYTHING for our club! More pride in his little finger than this lot! Let’s get Molineux rocking for him! Make him feel back at 🏠! #wwfc 🐺🇲🇽

VAR has intervened and awarded it to Martin O'Neil after a review...

Jim Henson died on this day in 1990. RIP

Thinking of Ronnie James Dio today, whom we lost too soon on 16th May 2010 ✟

This was a face I wasn’t expecting to see at Compton today #Wwfc

@thebowlerhatman Quite possibly the funniest man to ever walk this earth. Effortless. Immaculate timing. Always done with warmth & inclusivity. He never, ever punched down. Taken far too soon.

Last night when I was driving back from Oxford, an ambulance sped past, siren & lights on. All I could think of was Eric Morecambe's great line: 'He's not going to sell much ice cream going at that speed, is he?' Happy 100th Sir!!

The irony of this murderous piece of shit.

“Where is Vader today?” “He’s pissing pure Stella all over London, sir.”

“Make racists afraid again”

“Unite the Kingdom wankers!”