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@g_gosden He has to be the thinnest-skinned human being in the UK.

Weird man who says he was boycotting PMQs walks out of PMQs One hissy fit after another

Don’t t you love that @SkyNews and Jon Craig are expending soooo much time on a stolen mobile phone from a non minister when they did ZERO over 2 PRIME MINISTERS losing all of their WhatsApp’s from a once in a hundred year pandemic where hundreds of thousands died ? Not a peep

Who’s doing this? All over the country the bedraggled England flags have been replaced with Ipswich Town shirts.

I find it mind-boggling that Keir Starmer is seen as just as unpopular as Liz Truss. I'm no fan of him particularly, but being a bit boring is nowhere near as being as absolutely batshit as Truss was.

@80s_Kidz Not enough fibre in his diet.

Starmer: "The Leader of the Opposition has been an MP for eight years... I can't recall her once raising this issue [child sexual abuse]." Badenoch: "As a minister, I would not have been speaking on this specific issue." Badenoch was Minister for Children and Families. #PMQs

@Jacksonsrule Yeah. You could mind your own fucking business.

Is there any right way to react to the burqini?

@ShaunPinnerUA Hearing from whom?

British Army 9 years, a Ukrainian Marine 5 and a Former POW. Survived captivity… even the ABBA torture playlist. Now hearing the UK wants to raise recall age from 55 → 65. Me at 55 in WW3 somewhere in the Middle East and still only a Sargent

@C4Dispatches @lewis_goodall He isn't. You're making it up. There has been a coordinated character assassination of Sir Kier by the MSM since he became PM. Your Oligarch paymasters are frightened to death of a Labour second term.

After winning one of the biggest landslides in UK election history less than two years ago, Keir Starmer became the most unpopular prime minister on record. But how did that happen? @lewis_goodall is on a mission to find out.

Check this out.😎 The legendary Flying Scotsman casually outpacing a modern local train. Built in the 1920s with those massive 6’8” driving wheels, she was the first steam loco to officially hit 100 mph back in 1934 — and she made it look easy. Still an absolute icon at 75 mph today. Pure British rail heritage. 🚂💨

ITFC preparing for away day.

Sorry, I’m focused on the baby your soldiers tortured with cigarettes & nails yesterday.

Ipswich Town’s female supporters make their way to the next match.

Oh my good god. I cannot deal. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #ncfc #itfc

@SoVeryBritish I tend to say, "Alright, you'll give yourself an aneurysm."

Favourite British way of telling someone to be calm? Mine is “settle down”

@camttaylor46 I'm sorry for your loss, buddy.

I never thought I’d have to post about this but my best mate Rory recently passed away, he was a massive Palace fan and somebody who I went to so many games with. He was just 18 years old and was loved by so many people ❤️💙 #CPFC

Alexa, what does a young fascist virgin look like?

@DrHelenFry My Grandad. He was a Nurse during WWII, out on Burma, attached to a Sikh regiment. He hated the Japanese but wouldn't have a bad word said about the Sikh's. He said they were the "bravest men" he'd ever met. I never met my other Grandad. But Mom told us he was a Nurse, too.

What first sparked your interest in WW2 history?

@miketaylorsport @BBCSport @bbcwm We've been resigned to our fate for a while now, Mike But the past few weeks have been, quite simply, hilarious. The Arsenal & Liverpool games were brilliant. I had my doubts about Rob Edwards, but I'm big enough to hold my hands up and say I was wrong. We'll be back!!

#Wolves New piece @bbcsport: if the club make good on their pledge to listen, and keep "football first", the relationship with fans can be repaired. Read at link below. Call me on @bbcwm Football Phone-In at 6pm tonight if you want to pick over it. #wwfc bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

Aurora Borealis is caused by the Sun, not God. Americans are blithering idiots.