Grumpy Ellsworth

@gator_gum Alberta Separatists are nothing more than Christian Nationalist White Supremacists indoctrinated by generational stupidity, so this isn't shocking.

Trump wears tons of makeup, loves interior decorating, his favorite band is the Village People, and he can’t stop talking about how hot guys are. Just an observation.

@CalgaryDave @queenofallshit Currency back by Crypto? Riiiiiiiiight

@queenofallshit Not quite, Full plan, here: albertaprosperityproject.com/wp-content/upl…

I don't know how to explain it... but... it's seeming like more people (a huge amount) are starting to see how rich they're going to be after independence. Does anyone else feel a shift?

@CalgaryDave That is rich, bud

@KatKanada_TM What a loser position to take. An immigrant to this country shitting on the original people of this country.

If you’re a Canadian, you should be able to access a provincial park, FN or non-FN. They claim they want the land to “rest.” We have seen how the Cowichan tribe lets the land “rest.”

@AreOhEssEyeEe I live in the same Canada and yet, none of those things happen in my city.

I don't give a single F*CK about being called a racist. I'm sick and tired of feeling uncomfortable in my own home! I'm sick and tired of watching scam artists, rapists, child molesters and gang members infiltrate my country. Living in Canada is a privilege not a right and none of these depraved lunatics deserve to be here. GET OUT!

@MedvedevRussiaE You're a war criminal.

Citizens of EU countries, You should realize your authorities have unilaterally entered into a war with Russia. So be vigilant and don't be surprised by anything. The peaceful sleep is over. But you know who to ask why!

@bennyjohnson Dude, you don't have a shred of dignity left.

Wait till you hear what Bill Clinton did to an intern in the Oval Office… Also, have you returned the silverware yet?

@MelissaLMRogers What has he done in the best interest of America?

Let’s see, many Canadians hate President Trump because he does what’s best for America, yet simultaneously support CARNEY who has taken Canada into a recession 👀 Imagine if Canada had a PM who put Canada first

@JonFromAlberta A unifying national story about breaking up a country. You've got to be kidding me.

One of the biggest arguments against Alberta independence is: “But Alberta is landlocked.” Yes, Alberta is geographically landlocked. But the real problem is that Alberta is policy-locked inside Canada. Ottawa controls whether we can build pipelines, move our resources, trade freely, and develop the infrastructure our economy needs. That is the real problem. In this clip from Sylvan Lake, we also talk about Indigenous treaties, trade with the United States, currency, borders, Canada Post, and whether Alberta could actually function as an independent country. But toward the end, I make a bigger point. Alberta independence cannot only be about anger over equalization or frustration with Ottawa. If Alberta wants to become a nation, we need a unifying national story! We need to answer the question: What does it mean to be Albertan? Watch the full video here: youtu.be/PM0BaMDm2Rc?si…

@krassenstein Weenie and the Butt

These are some handsome men.

Pro-Trump activist Ryan Fournier, the founder of Students for Trump, has been arrested on domestic violence charges in DC. defector.com/students-for-t…

@BertaProudDad We'll plunk one next door.

Denver can drill for oil in the middle of the city responsibly and respectfully. In Canada? The outrage machine would fire up, activists would block it, media would panic, and politicians would race to shut it down. Some places build prosperity. Canada keeps blocking it.

@treadheavynow None of those things will happen.

Dear Stayers. Seriously, I want to really know what would be so bad about having lower taxes, higher employment, better services, votes that matter, family and property protective laws, fiscal responsibility, an excellent relationship with many countries AND the US. And more.

@CanNews32615 @JonFromAlberta Very astute of you.

@GrumpyEllsworth @JonFromAlberta It’s 2026

This is one of the more uncomfortable moments from my recent Sylvan Lake video. I was walking past a group of guys openly drinking on the beach. They were visibly drunk, and I hesitated to talk to them because it did not feel like a productive situation. I tried to keep walking, but one guy followed me a bit and wanted to speak his mind. At that point, the camera became a bit of a buffer. I let him talk, stayed calm, and tried to keep the situation from turning worse. This clip is not just about one drunk guy at the beach. It shows how risky it can be to talk openly about Alberta independence in public. Some people on the other side feel bold, untouchable, and completely convinced that they are automatically right. He does touch on a few notable topics, which is why I kept it in the main video for posterity. But my advice is simple: If you do not want to be on the internet, do not walk up to someone with a camera and start talking. Watch the full video here: youtu.be/PM0BaMDm2Rc?si…

@WSOnlineNews An old man in a hoodie?

🚨 Sylvestre endorses Calgary-Shaw UCP nomination candidate Link in thread 🧵

@mario4thenorth What are deluxe benefits? And why do your gold chains keep getting bigger. Your handlers must be PAYING!

BREAKING: 74,000 rejected asylum claimants, have access to deluxe health benefits, that Canadians, who pay into the tax system, don’t have access to. This includes things like vision, care, at home care, counseling, and much more. All paid by Canadian taxpayers. The average length of benefits under this program for asylum seekers is four years.

@IgorRyltsev If you aren't down with Canada, head on back to the Ukraine. I'm sure they'd have a place for you on the battlefield.

Alberta produces over 80% of Canada's oil. Alberta is 12% of Canada's population. The federation runs on Alberta's back.

@unacceptfringe Only for your lack of talent, big dog.

I am OFFICIALLY declaring what I think the branding message should be for the Campaign towards the October 19 vote in Alberta. "ALBERTA FIRST. MESSAGE SENT." Alberta is sending a loud, unmistakable message straight to Ottawa: We are done getting screwed. Done with Ottawa stealing our resource wealth through equalization while our classrooms are overcrowded and our hospitals are overwhelmed. Done with uncontrolled mass immigration driving up housing costs and straining our services. Done with the carbon tax, pipeline blocks, and every other policy that punishes Alberta for powering Canada. Done with sky-high inflation and reckless federal spending that’s destroying our economy. Alberta built this country. Alberta feeds and powers this country. Yet Ottawa treats us like an ATM they can raid while ignoring our struggles. No more. This is our province. Our resources. Our families. Our future. On October 19, we rise up together and declare: ALBERTA FIRST. Share this far and wide. Tag your friends, family, and MLA. Let Ottawa hear the roar from the West. The message is being sent. #SendTheMessageAB

@unacceptfringe Sorry, it's garbage. Just like your bullshit separatist movement.

@GrumpyEllsworth I actually came up with it during my live show last night but nice try..keep clutching those pearls with the Forever Simping campaign.

@IgorRyltsev You literally aren't fighting on a battlefield in the Ukraine because Canada took you in. Shut the fuck up.

They Are Terrified: The Federalist Campaign to Brainwash Alberta Starts Tomorrow. The game is on, and the federalists are terrified. Starting tomorrow, they are launching a massive, heavily-funded propaganda campaign designed to do one thing: scare you into submission. They are about to spend hundreds of thousands—maybe millions—of dollars on fake websites and fear-mongering tactics just to keep Alberta trapped in a broken system. Why? Because they desperately need us to keep paying for the Laurentian elite and funding their equalization payments. But I’m not buying it, and neither should you.