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UK people, amies françaises: the US is too far away, we can't help.
We can however help our Polish, Andorran and Maltese neighbours who need to travel to access a safe abortion.
Link here: asn.org.uk/donate/
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Du côté d'ailleurs Katılım Nisan 2016
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Her time so she wrote a poem about flowers instead. It's an acrostic. It rhymes. Part of it scans. The spelling was almost mostly correct.
If she doesn't get her house points for good homework i shall give her a sticker myself.
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PJ's homework was to compare the mosque they visited to their own place of worship, because of course all kids must have one. I know the local coe youth pastor so was prepared to ask for a visit but PJ herself decided that, as an "ahrfeist" she had better things to do with 1/2
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Okay can I ask where y’all work that you can go braless?
⚡︎@_sorrengailll
I love how women are slowly phasing out the “bra”. No one knows their bra size anymore, we’re all wearing sports bras, bralettes or going braless and it’s amazing.
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Train kids to handle water *from birth*
Pushing your head out of the water, holding a position on your back with nose and mouth out of the water and holding on to the side of the pool are all achievable way before crawling/walking age
Omar M. Khateeb@OmarMKhateeb
Was in sauna yesterday when I heard my wife screaming. I ran out and saw my son jumped into the swim spa without floaties. He was going under and I dove in. It happened within a matter of seconds. My son is totally fine but this shook my wife and I. What happened was he wanted to go in. My wife told him to wait as she turned around to get his floaties. He jumped in. She would’ve dove in but her scream got me moving so fast I got there before her. I didn’t even think about what was going on. The rest of the day I was exhausted. My nervous system was shot. Dads- drowning can happen within seconds. Don’t take your eyes off your kids. And the days you have to pull off heroics just be prepared to feel wiped out for a few hours.
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@Shiv_who_burns @ninifems Premium quality silicon
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right wing aesthetics are just so tacky omg
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸@patriottakes
A guest at Mar-a-Lago this weekend. These are the same people who complain about Super Bowl dancers.
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Hope you're enjoying your bank holiday weekend.
Me? Me? I'm putting hair implants on a mermaid* and running out of yarn
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Anyone else missing work yet? No? Just Me then
*toy mermaid. I've read ship's work and would never dare go near a real one
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@egreghost Maybe better overall nutrition (access to fish/veg/fruit all year around)
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@tony_fbr_invest Attends les 18 ans du gosse pê quand même. Un ado ça ne dort plus dans le lit de papa-maman, une chambre en plus ça coûte cher. Comme la cantine, le centre aéré et les vacances en famille.
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J'ai 2 enfants en bas âge.
On a acheté le maximum d'occasion.
On a réutilisé le matériel du premier pour le 2ème (lit évolutif, poussette, transat, entre autres).
On a 2 abonnements pour l'envoi de couches à domicile, simple et économique.
En dehors des frais de crèche (que l'on défiscalise à 50%) qui coûtent le plus cher, nous dépensons quasiment rien de plus (allez, 30€ de plus sur les courses alimentaires ?)
Des jouets de temps en temps, quelques livres, quelques habits pour renouveler.
Quand on gère correctement le budget du foyer, tout se passe très bien les gogoles.
75 Secondes 🗞️@75secondes
💰Le coût d’un enfant en France : - 150 000 € : c’est le coût moyen d'un enfant de sa naissance à ses 18 ans - 700 € / mois : la mensualité moyenne pour un foyer standard (couches, garde, cantine, loisirs) +30 % : l’explosion du budget quand il passe du primaire au collège (le moment où "manger pour quatre" devient une réalité) - 2 000 € : le ticket d'entrée minimum avant même que bébé ne soit né (poussette, chambre, siège auto) 🗞️ 75secondes.fr/actualites/com…
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@Hybridathlete Putting a blanket on a child is a suffocation risk. They should wear sleep suits.
I'd blame that before the cosleeping, personally.
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Your opinion on the dangers of co-sleeping would change real quick the first time you have to wrap up a dead 3mo little girl up in her pink elephant blanket after doing CPR on her for 30 minutes because her mom insisted co sleeping was safe and the worst couldn’t happen to her.
tradwifetoday@tradwifetoday
American women will stick a newborn in a crib across the house, hook up a speaker system, and sprint up and down the hallway several times a night. The co-sleeping Nordic brain cannot comprehend.
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If I ever start a pyschotic killing spree, I will thank the police to use any and all means to restrain me, including killing me, because I cannot live with myself knowing I have harmed others.
Although tbf, if i ever get psychotic, I'm more likely to go buy too much yarn
Matt 🏴 🇵🇸@HobbyMatt89
Im really sick of seeing fellow brits cheering on police brutality without even comprehending that it could be them one day.
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Mosque visit went well. PJ didn't mind at all having to wear hijab but had many questions about why grown up female teachers aren't allowed up front but little boys are.
Has now concluded she wants to be "an ahrfeist, like you, mummy".
I'm not pulling her out of RE after all.
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@EmiLye67690 Si elle ne peut pas régler ça à l'amiable avec les parents qu'est ce qui l'empêche d'aller porter plainte.
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Bad news, the scales still aren't moving
Good news, had to tighten my belt a notch. The Barbie workouts* must be working somehow
*Pilates, but with your bum on a pink booster. I thought it wasn't working for me because my booster is blue but hey ho, what do I know
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@RamsdenVerity They're visiting a mosque because God forgive they get a break from the ramadan-long "Islam is great" brainwashing and all girls will have to wear a scarf. They're a mixed yr1-yr2 group so ages 5, 6 and 7.
I really want to opt her out of RE.
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@GrumpyShtroumpf SIX?! I live in Saudi Arabia and young girls don’t wear hijabs here. In fact it’s now illegal for fathers to force their daughters to do so against their wishes at any age!
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A 6yo boy touched the girls' bums at school. Now PJ's best friend has to wear hijab. Aged 6.
Took the kids to greggs for breakfast as a special treat. We witnessed brazen shoplifting. Kids are upset.
We need to move out of this shithole.
And a word with the boy's parents.
GIF
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@Shiv_who_burns @John_Stepek Well.
You're on twitter.
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@John_Stepek Oh that’s good because I’m over 55 and sane
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See? A guy who does the homework properly agrees with me
John Burn-Murdoch@jburnmurdoch
@John_Stepek Yep, it’s ~entirely this, and healthy life expectancy (always a somewhat dubious blend of two very conceptually and methodologically different measures) looks increasingly unfit for purpose in a world where people answer health questions about mental not physical health.
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De mon temps c'était un signe de modernité ça
SuperCyprien@SuperCyprien
Dans les lycees français, on trouve encore des pentium 166 sous Windows 95 en état de marche. La preuve.
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@kifatlarge Yes it's basically a pancake. They are, somehow, very proud of it
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@GrumpyShtroumpf Ah OH has pointed out there is a thing called a Staffordshire oatcake but it looks like a pancake! Strange days….
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I've hit a plateau with the weight loss. I'm surpringly OK with it. Diet is sustainable, my legs and arms are stronger, abs are getting close to pre-pregnancy state. It was always going to be a years-long endeavour.
Still refusing to do cardio. Or take the jabs. #stubborn
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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy @BradfemlyWalsh We had a panda bear
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@BradfemlyWalsh The kids as the most unlikely animals to be in the Middle East is always good. My son was a door in his last nativity.
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I prefer a nice British nativity play, with tea towels on heads and at least one child sobbing uncontrollably.
Todd Spence@Todd_Spence
A New Jersey high school put on an ALIEN: THE PLAY production and even built a xenomorph suit that would lurk around the audience. The best part is Sigourney Weaver herself showed up to check out the production 🔥 so cool
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