Michael Grumpy MP 😎 🏍️

@DebsHughes9 Dippers only with 60 points

Finished the season with a very good win, away at Brighton, who have usually been a tough opponent. I'll hold my hands up, I thought we would lose lol 😆 love it when I'm proved wrong ❤️🤍🖤

@LittleSazzles 🤣🤣

For you Peter .. knobhead !!

@JoeRemruata @PGMOL_FA Is that for VARsenal assists?

CONGRATULATIONS 🏆 A big fucking toast to @PGMOL_FA for winning the English Premier League 2025 - 2026 fair and square. Thanks for nothing, assholes. 🖕🏽

@LittleSazzles lol I’m VAT free 🤣🤣

@GrumpyUK + vat and some ….ok baby , still my favourite ❤️

It’s 1664 time

@LittleSazzles 35? Yeah

@GrumpyUK It’s your age I suppose…. 🤣🤣🤣

@LittleSazzles Thx. lol that would be telling 🤣 Sometimes I’m Sleepy or Happy! 🤣

@GrumpyUK Enjoy Grumpy ….. are you really grumpy ? 🤣

@Scott_Pert Casemiro left already ?

BEFORE Manchester United fans start panicking, Diogo Dalot isn’t injured. Portugal 🇵🇹 have requested he be rested so he can prepare for the World Cup given how integral he is.

@DebsHughes9 lol 🤣

@GrumpyUK I actually put Micha bloody auto correct rubbish lol

Michael Richards is shrinking before our very eyes. How much weight has he lost...😯

@justchristwo @Dalesrider1 @SmiffJim Bet Plod didn’t check vehicles were taxed and insured!

@Dalesrider1 @SmiffJim Almost said yesterday, the reason they were all over the parking area was because the field they normally use wasn't available, though I couldn't imagine that metal T bar thing stopping them for long.

Big police presence at DBKL there was horses and carts in the bike parking spots not for long though thanks to cops 👮 👍🏻

@FakeAnd69712 @Metzyco1 @bbcweather 🤣

@GrumpyUK @Metzyco1 @bbcweather

So, in North Manc we're basking in the 'heatwave' of 16 deg! @bbcweather do stop telling us 'Up North' that there's a heatwave, just report it on the local Midlands and South East programmes as we really don't want to know.

@spinnerjohn 🤣🤣

@GrumpyUK That's the one Mike 👍

Stunningly accurate 😂😂

@FlyFifer10 Abortion

Sometimes ideas are best left as just that:

@Hansvander65580 @FlyFifer10 1983? A bit late to be a mod and I bet the lights weren’t wired up!

@FlyFifer10 Such heavily accessorized scooters were a signature of the Mod revival movement in the late 1970s and early 1980s, which emphasized fashion, music, and scooter styling. According to reports, Bryn Owen purchased all the mirrors and lights for the scooter using his own pocket money

Never quite understood these mods:

@Dalesrider1 @Yorkshirebandit @Met4CastUK Everybody stay indoors then! 🤣

The warmest temperature ever recorded in JUNE is 35.6°C. If the latest UKV is right, there’s a small chance we’ll beat that in May. Unprecedented & extreme doesn’t really cover it, consistent with climate change however.

@FakeAnd69712 @Metzyco1 @bbcweather A habit then! 🤣

@GrumpyUK @Metzyco1 @bbcweather Sweating like a cornered nun ere 🤣

@debbschanz Fair enough, I thought the pic was takeout 🤣

@GrumpyUK Ohh I meant in a restaurant

£14???? U can add on atleast another £6 minimum

@Amy_90_x No it won’t 🤣

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