Jake Cox

@PhilMusgrave5 @guelph_gryphons @GryphonFB @GryphonsAD Who dares summon me?

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@memeGODDDD @elonmusk Nice bait, chief!

Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol

@neiltyson You okay, man? I feel like your nihilism used to be a bit more cheerful.

Total Lunar Eclipse late tonight, to begin Election Day in the US Eclipses are not rare, in spite of headlines to the contrary. Combined, lunar & solar eclipses are more common than elections. We long to believe a multi-billion-year universe thinks our time on Earth is special.

Hey, could everyone on Twitter please send me $8? It doesn't get you a blue checkmark, but for $8 a month, I promise I'll continue not being Elon Musk. paypal.me/PayTheCox

@PhilBDC @Guelph @WellingtonCHS @cityofguelph @northbaysasq @SWO_Industrial @jack This isn't really my deal… You want I should Venmo you $10 or something?

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@yaropol80 @AutoMeter Hmm, yes. It is a stunning car. I can't wait to see it.

@AutoMeter @Gryphon A stunning car. Thank you for sharing your post. I like all AC Cobra models. Best wishes from Florida. youtube.com/watch?v=wwhCh6…

The Shelby Cobra is ready for the weekend using GT Series gauges Owner: @gryphon.garage #autometer #shelbycobra #vintageshelby #accobra #fordperformance #1965shelby #1965cobra

@AutoMeter Dear whoever owns this Cobra - Sorry, it's mine now. Fork it over. @AutoMeter tagged me and said it's mine, which I'm, like, 70% sure is legally binding. 😅

@neiltyson The word "universe" comes from the latin "universus," meaning, "the whole." From there, we can assume the universe is the set of all things, and therefore would have to also contain you and the cup holding it. You tellin' me you're not part of the set of all things, broseph?

I love the smell of the universe in the morning.

@_Troya_coc @RUSHGGCoC @osashun_coc @SGTristella @hhfed_ @sahara_blazeJP @hiroya1290 @yatta_coc

@RUSHGGCoC day 1 🥱🥱🥱 Let's go day 2 Tristella🥳 @osashun_coc is noooooob🌚

@elonmusk The fact that you're not Batman or Iron Man is wrong & dumb.

Use of the word “billionaire” as a pejorative is morally wrong & dumb 😛

@LapineViolet @polishXcellence @8ALTON8 I have never heard another human being mention that book before now. I read it as a teen, but it seems like no one else has even heard of it!

@AndrewMajik @theserfstv Timmy might, but the ultra conservatives are fine with that.

@theserfstv no one dies if Timmy wares a dress.

Charlie Kirk doesn't know how to meme 💀

@Argus911 Whew! But while the governor is addressing problems that don't exist, why doesn't she support Jackalope conservation?!

Gov. Kristi Noem's order points to critical race theory as a “political and divisive ideology that teaches a distorted view of the U.S. and its institutions,” she said. argusleader.com/story/news/edu…

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@BetteMidler But what about the fan fiction about our founding fathers, like George Washington's cherry wood teeth? If we teach his dentures were actually a nightmare of hippo ivory and teeth from slaves… Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together! MASS HYSTERIA!

@Ajzionts Huh… Looks like all the wuv is west wiver!

There is a book series called "The Seven Brides of South Dakota:" Dreams in Deadwood Kisses in Keystone Love in Lead Romance in Rapid Sparks in Spearfish Hearts in Hot Springs Courting in Custer

@londonboyx1 @DarklingAlchemy @loganjvickery @fllfrmgracethen @LelaBradshaw14 @oldenoughtosay If I'd put "Alex Haley" instead of Luisa May Alcott, would you have replied "Male authors*"? 😉

@londonboyx1 @DarklingAlchemy @loganjvickery @fllfrmgracethen @LelaBradshaw14 @oldenoughtosay By using literally wrong, he's in esteemed company. Louisa May Alcott, Mark Twain, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and, dare I say, literally all the most esteemed authors.

@DarklingAlchemy @loganjvickery @fllfrmgracethen @LelaBradshaw14 @oldenoughtosay To be fair he wrote ‘literally everyone’, people have butchered the English language to the point where they don’t even realise what they are saying. He is correct if you’re going by the rules of the English language, he was incorrect in saying that ‘literally everyone’ knew.

@shwood Thank, I need one.

I just want to give you a hug.

@neiltyson Somewhere out there, Space Neil deGrasse Tyson of the Crystal Moon of Florb taps out a message: "Last I checked, the rest of the Universe was in good shape. It’s Crystal Moon of Florb that’s got all the problems." He know not of his Earth counterpart.

Last I checked, the rest of the Universe was in good shape. It’s Earth that’s got all the problems.