GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon

@FaunaofFloraTV god also had children mauled by bears for calling someone fat and bald so maybe god isnt that cool

@hinge I appreciate that you have the option to select a relationship type on my profile but there’s no option to filter by it when looking. If I am looking for an open relationship and they want monogamy it’s just wasting our time to show me them

@nixcraft 2% of people are facebook employees

Poll: You must select the most *trustworthy* company to handle your private data:

@GelbDraws sigh *unzips pants*

new ark for my account, horny on main. i apologize for anyone i unfollow but my feed is not vibing with me anymore

@Microsoft @bing Kits use are a type of creature from Japanese folklore, art of them exists for hundreds of years and no one owns the rights to them

@FaunaofFloraTV Ya I know I was being silly

@FaunaofFloraTV The chemical that turns soybeans into tofu is gypsum which is also the main ingredient in drywall

@FaunaofFloraTV If you enjoy the flavor of dry wall I guess

@ArtistDuality Omg it’s cute!

@ArtistDuality As someone who is not into sportsball I understand every word of this sentence but the combination is confusing to me lol

@GingerbredGolem Who is brute and who is Cesar in this analogy?

-me sits down as a guest in a podcast - "Now you see Mccarthy losing speakership mimics a startling reflection of the Roman Empire during its decline"

@FaunaofFloraTV The funny thing is Biden and Obama deported way more people than bush or trump if anything they are tougher on illegal immigration

@RetroZo_ @DocDaZeus @war_dame87 @TheRightCant Why are they advertising for gay cruises on the military websites!?!?!!?

@shoe0nhead You know I think a lot of these guys don’t understand that this shit is fun when it’s a fantasy but when it actually happens it’s gross and uncomfortable Don’t ask me how I know

@Talk_To_The_Hat Fall

@ArtistDuality “Be not afraid” as the biblically accurate hands reach for your pants zipper

@GingerbredGolem Decided to create a golem sona?

Moving away from the Oregon handle, reentering this space as what fits my current style #NewProfilePic

@GingerbredGolem The cute little clay fella has a point

#GolemInfo 2

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