Goodie Johnson

@NICKIMINAJ No offense, but how about you stay out of this one. You don't vote. Soooooo, have a seat. I get it, you have the gold card, now you are working on the pardon.

Do politicians realize it will be the beginning of the end for them if the #SaveAmericaAct doesn’t pass? I think they believe it would just be a little gotcha moment toward Trump & that they’ll ride off happily into the sunset cheating, lying, committing more fraud & prioritizing their new illegal immigrant base over their own citizens. Do they not realize the ppl have now seen behind the curtain & that can’t be undone? It will create a monster that they can’t defeat. How do you rationalize not passing a bill that the entire country wants — when you were elected by the people for the people to represent the people…? I don’t think they’ve thought it out. Perhaps they should rethink 💭

@newtgingrich Sit your butt down and realize when you are reading a PARODY account.

Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you’ve got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks. chinatalk.media/p/its-time

GIMME A BREAK: Melania Trump describes herself as a “visionary.” “As a visionary, I know success is not born overnight. Often alone at the top, I follow my passion, listen to my instinct, and always maintain laser focus.” She is as big a moron as he is.

@BernieSanders @DemsAbroad Its sad. When exactly did this become ok? May as well roll back the break up of AT&T, because that was a monopoly at the time. Guess the definition of monopoly is on a sliding scale. I just stopped reading US news all together.

One family, the right-wing Trump-aligned Ellisons, will soon control: TikTok CBS CNN HBO Discovery Channel BET Cartoon Network Comedy Central DC Studios Fandango Miramax MTV Nickelodeon Paramount PlutoTV Showtime TBS The CW TNT Warner Bros. And more This is oligarchy.

@BenStiller Sir, that movie makes me so ha- happy. I will assume since the Ellison's are so in with the administration, they gave the government the blessing to use what ever is wanted on the paramount platform. Just a hunch

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

@Rainmaker1973 Only Trump Nudes

In 3 words

@NICKIMINAJ Well, right next to your instant million dollar visa. Fingers crossed for that pardon. Hope debasing yourself is worth it.

One of the most meaningful gifts I’ve ever received in my entire life.

@mjfree I can take this one, kind sir. So ya know how grindr crashes at certain political functions? Yup, same group. Flash a hand sign if this arouses you. Thanks, Mike!!

WTF IS THIS????

@ProjectLincoln @JakeLang Definitely someone waiting for his bonus check. Until it comes, mom's basement will always be there.

I’m currently being arrested outside the Minnesota State Capitol for turning the “PROSECUTE ICE” sign the Democrats erected Into the wonderful “PRO ICE” 🧊❤️

@GovPressOffice Now, now....let's be clear. One of those two is an illegal alien from Trinidad. One is looking for citizenship and a pardon for her husband. Guess if you have a million for a gold card, you dont get snapped up and sent to a holding cell no where near your home.

I CAN’T BELIEVE VERY TALENTED ARTISTS LIKE KID ROCK AND NICKI MINAJ WERE SNUBBED AGAIN AND WILL BE WALKING HOME WITH ZERO (0) GRAMMYS. THE HATERS WILL SAY THEY ARE “TRASH” ARTISTS WHO ARE JUST DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION. WRONG!!! THEY ARE OKAY ARTISTS WHO ARE DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION. THEIR RECENT PR “PERFORMANCES” ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO EARN A PARTICIPATION PRIZE AT MINIMUM. BECAUSE THE GRAMMYS FAILED, I WILL BE AWARDING KID AND NICKI THE CALIFORNIA MUSIC PARTICIPATION PEACE PRIZE (AT THE NEWSOM KENNEDY CENTER), A VERY PRESTIGIOUS AWARD DECIDED BY MY “PEACE” BOARD, WHICH I ALONE APPOINT. THIS RESTORES FAIRNESS TO MUSIC. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. —GOVERNOR GCN

@AwesomeNewsom I think its the....what do you call it (tapping my forehead) ....thank you, Karoline... Alzheimer's... As a convicted felon HE can't carry firearms. Facts matter.

KING DONALD JUST ANNOUNCED THAT CITIZENS CAN NO LONGER CARRY GUNS. GUNS ARE ONLY ALLOWED FOR CRIMINALS AND ICE (SAME GROUP.) IF YOU ARE A PEASANT WHO'S NOT THE SAME COLOR AS THE KING, OR IF YOU ARE PROTECTING THOSE PEASANTS, OR IF YOU AREN'T DOING ANYTHING - YOU WILL BE EXECUTED.

@FBIDirectorKash Volatile situations are the very reason why people have permits. A poorly trained person saw a holster, yelled gun and even more poorly trained reacted. You can't hold law abiding permit holders as bad guys. No law backs your position. @NRA

We defend peaceful protest. We defend the right to bear arms. What we will never defend: using chaos, riots, and volatility as cover to escalate violence against law enforcement. Rights come with responsibility.

@cenkuygur @mtgreenee Cenk took the words right out of my fingers. Look, I want you and your family to be safe. I know having the president call you....I won't even repeat the word, may make reelection hard, but your voice is needed.

@mtgreenee I would have never imagined saying this, but … don’t go. Stay and fight. Even though we still disagree on so many things, you were one of the very few honest people in Congress. Stay and fight!

My message to Georgia’s 14th district and America. Thank you.

@BernieSanders If you understand body language, THIS reaction to the president saying he knew nothing about the murder of Jamal Khashoggi speaks volumes. His face does not make that kind of shift in any other part of that press conference, just this moment.

Here are some of the most powerful AI oligarchs in the world, enjoying a private dinner with a dictator who murders his own citizens with a bone saw. Does anyone really believe that they want to "wipe out poverty” or improve life for ordinary Americans? I don’t.

@RepMTG No one deserves this. Its wrong no matter where it is coming from. Please, stay safe, stay well. Hope your family is also safe.

The hoax pizza deliveries have started now, to my house and my family members. Update: we also received a pipe bomb threat on my construction companies office building. President Trump’s unwarranted and vicious attacks against me were a dog whistle to dangerous radicals that could lead to serious attacks on me and my family. Unfortunately, I’ve been down this road before. As a matter of fact, as I campaigned all over the country and defended President Trump, I received dozens of swatting calls on my house and my family members homes along with these hoax pizza deliveries, but even more severely I have received some of the most death threats of any Member of Congress that led to multiple men being convicted and serving time in prison. And all of that came from the left. Now that President Trump has called me a traitor, which is absolutely untrue and horrific. Mark Levin has been calling me a traitor. And so have other prominent likely paid social medial activists. This puts blood in the water and creates a feeding frenzy. And it could ultimately lead to a harmful or even deadly outcome. Also, the timing of this just happens to be days before we take the vote on releasing the Epstein files. I love America and the American people, and I swore an oath to uphold the constitution and always do so. I am not a traitor. However, when the President of the United States irresponsibly calls a Member of Congress of his own party, traitor, he is signaling what must be done to a traitor. I fought harder than anyone to help President Trump get elected and I support his administration and the promises we made on the campaign. I am a Republican in good standing and have paid all of my dues to the NRCC. My voting record is one of the most conservative voting records in Congress and I’m very proud of that. The toxic and dangerous rhetoric in politics must end and we need healing in this country for all Americans.

@RepMTG Ma'am, sister, stay safe. No one deserves death threats. No one. I want your family to be safe and have the health care everyone deserves. Stand firm in what you feel in your own heart is right and you will be surprised in who has your back.

I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. The man I supported and helped get elected. Aggressive rhetoric attacking me has historically led to death threats and multiple convictions of men who were radicalized by the same type rhetoric being directed at me right now. This time by the President of the United States. As a woman I take threats from men seriously. I now have a small understanding of the fear and pressure the women, who are victims of Jeffrey Epstein and his cabal, must feel. As a Republican, who overwhelmingly votes for President Trump‘s bills and agenda, his aggression against me which also fuels the venomous nature of his radical internet trolls (many of whom are paid), this is completely shocking to everyone. My phone is blowing up with constant amazing support. I’m so thankful! The Political Industrial Complex and the toxic violent nature of American politics must end. Our country is worth saving and it can only be done if we pull together and save ourselves.

@DLeeJohnson2 @RepJohnLarson When the devices in question are issued by the government and paid for by the government, guess the government can access whatever data they want.

@RepJohnLarson If those 8 senators were spied on, they deserve to sue the government and settle. Where was your voice calling out the nefarious spying when it was occurring?

What happened in Congress this week was some of the worst corruption I have ever witnessed.   The GOP's dirty 'deal' had nothing for health care, but included millions in cash payouts for eight Republican Senators.   How can you look yourself in the mirror after taking that vote?

@ewarren The last broken monopoly was Ma Bell (that is AT&T, kids) in the 80s. I remember it. Today's companies are way bigger than she was. I don't understand where the monopoly line is anymore. Did it magically disappear?

If Paramount Skydance merges with Warner Bros, one giant media conglomerate would control: HBO CNN CBS News Showtime TBS Comedy Central TNT Paramount+ TLC HGTV Nickelodeon CBS Sports Food Network Discovery Channel The CW Network BET MTV VH1 & many more. It’s a terrible deal.

@grundy55 @MysterySolvents He is also 225, so looks like we all have to adjust our visual realities. 😆

@MysterySolvents If Trump is 6’3” and JD is 6’2” why does Trump look a good 3” shorter?

What is the name of this boy band?

@LucasSa56947288 As a reminder, he is in the #EpsteinFiles too! Go far, far away!

Alan Dershowitz announced that he would be leaving NYC after Zohran Mamdani win! What do you say to him?