/güerito

This mf Devin Vassell just jumped BEFORE catching the ball on a buzzer beating shot and made it. What the fuck

I swear I manifest the most awkward interactions . My thoughts have GPS apparently.

my mistakes are in museums

smoking that Pompeii Panic Pack

that Salem Spell Spliff

smoking that Toledo Time Loop

smoking that historically inaccurate herb

historians arguing about me

Rome fell that’s my fault my b

Smoking something they found under Pompeii

seen God but he was minding his business

I been moving reckless since the Bronze Age

I woke up beefing with gravity

My reflection asked me for money

My inner child has a warrant

I’m spiritually banned from the Library of Alexandria

sneezed and invented a new color

I got kicked out the simulation for asking questions

I’m not lost, the map is scared