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PACK DO HOMEM SEM PERSONALIDADE QUE ACHA QUE TEM PERSONALIDADE
-mullet;
-bigode ou bigode + barbixa;
-camisetas floridas ou com estampa engraçadinha (“eu gosto de jogo do bixo hahaha”);
-tatuagens engraçadinhas de figurinhas;
-nice guy divertidão amigão da galera: ninguém o odeia e, justamente por isso, ninguém o ama também;
-quer muito ser visto como “um cara alternativo e diferente, mas normal” (“eu ouço godspeed you! mas tb tomo cachaça no buteco haha) mesmo ele JÁ SENDO normal e não sendo nada alternativo e diferente;
-só fala de coisas que ouviu em algum podcast;
-bad vibes memes;
-pensa que sendo auto-irônico e zoando a si mesmo “se blinda” de ser visto/se sentir como uma farsa sem personalidade;
-não se compromete seriamente com nenhuma opinião (a não ser as opiniões “certas” do momento);
-pensa (de forma sutil e quase inconsciente) que por ser meio irônico, soltão e “absurdista” está acima de todas as paixões, dramas e comprometimentos humanos (é uma máscara pra fugir de si mesmo);
/\ já vi uns 500 caras assim
Darryn Peterson built his All Time Perfect NBA-Player
Jumper - Stephen Curry
Handles - Kyrie Irving
Defense - Kawhi Leonard
Athleticism - Anthony Edwards
Ball IQ - LeBron James
W Perfect NBA Player 👀🔥
@gobamabraves16@SaintTrece Lmfaooo never said the first part. But you’re a typical dumbfuck southern hick who’s pissed that your JokeTide and Braves fucking suck so I get it. Mets clear and we’ll have a World Series ring, Bronsexual.
@Guhwap@SaintTrece U really are retarded.. or he slept with your mom and you’re just bitter about it.. u keep moving the goal posts every time you speak.
1st it was you saying LeBrons retarded..
Then it was he can only dunk and shoot midrange
Then it was he’s played 4evr so ya he has a lot of 3s
-used PEDs for 17 years
-had a tumor removed from face at 25
-Rich Paul eyewitnessed picking up his peds at Bosch clinic
-Manager, Randy Mims, and trainer busted buying his PEDs from known DEA target
-Fraudulent husband-Outed for doing orgies with Drake in Canada; has cheated on his wife repeatedly
-Has cheated the game in every way possible (PEDs, superteams, coach killer, backstabbing teammates)
-Ruined the NBA as its worst face ever
-Ruined the All-Star game
-Pulled his son into the league fraudulently for a self-serving photo-op
-Bronsexuals and LeMedia twerk and do backflips to protect him but can't
@gobamabraves16@SaintTrece He’s been playing longer than you and I have been alive combined. Any one who has ever played basketball could’ve done that if they played 40 years lmfaoooo
@gobamabraves16@SaintTrece His only game is dunking, paint and that weak ass midrange move. Has little IQ. You want IQ, you find assistaholics. The Jason Williams’ and mostly undersized players. And don’t pull the Jokic card cuz I could already hear it coming.
@Guhwap@SaintTrece So you’re essentially saying LeBron who ranks first all time in points, 4th all time in assists, 6th all time in steals, is retarded.. got it
This is genuinely one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen in baseball. Robbing a homerun is hard and rare enough. Robbing two in a game is the record. But three?? One in a million chance. Take a bow, Jo Addell. #RepTheHalo
Betting on HR’s is honestly complete degeneracy. Let’s be responsible and bet on something much more likely with goal scorers! 😎 #Parlay#GamblingTwitter#NHL