Guido “Speed” Quaroni

Guido got some motion #18yearsold #notthemove

@Mikebasherluis Did you get blacked out for your 3 hour anniversary too?

@GuidoSpeed_ Bingo. Godspeed, Speed

Asked her to date on last day of college ever #himothy

Guido officially off the market. Any female inquiries please reach out to @jgeronimocpa

@jgeronimocpa @richdaswaggy Thigh dox holy 🪵

IU burner verse meetup by the chicks bathroom upstairs at Roy’s look for the the guy with the red fitted

@homies47 Speaking like a guy who hasn’t DM’ed on beer buddy

Need an app that’s like “BeReal” but it’s called “BeerReal” and you just take a pic of your beer everyday.

@FalmerJonesy Buddy, my hall pass is Drake Maye and the wife got Jacob Elordi. We are not the same.

Some people drunk text their ex, I drunk text my QB. We are not the same.

Video was my swing and first match said I was way too over the top. #fuck

Guido invited to a dating app in the big 26’ #stillgotit. @TheWife if you are reading this it’s a joke. #iwasdoxxed

@FatBagVineyard #mood #sacktuesdeeee

Me making an excuse to use the bathroom

@PEARatings @PSilkfoot I heard pitching is a big issue

@PSilkfoot Nothing, they’re 28th

D1 CBASE NET

The wife found the burner. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. #mambaout

@FatBagVineyard #over #nowineedapersonalitytokeepher #fade

She found me bc of this and it didn’t even bang #chud

@FatBagVineyard Arm dox

Yea can I get a double vodka soda with lime juice? #rapekilroys

@italianforklift @PamBondi Nice name pussy

@PamBondi drop an OF

@jgeronimocpa It happened but couldn’t film bc she didn’t want to be on the verse. #shrink

@GuidoSpeed_ and his Mrs been gone for a while, #hawktinipart2?

Update I hit a 12 footer for birdie 18 to tie. She has since proposed to me.

The wife is excited to stay over and get coffee tomorrow morning. She is gonna have to understand I need to fire an 89 at a muni tmwr morning. #stick

@jgeronimocpa I bought the shots. Get the whip out

Can confirm @GuidoSpeed_ wife is the boy. Bought me like 5 shots last night and has like 200 followers on the burner. #putaringonit

@cadeottonburner Cade, My wife was NOT happy when it went off and I kicked her out so I could get ready for my golf round. I was juiced tho. Best, Guido

Spent $1.29 last night to wake up to the bruins goal horn and song at 7:30 this morning. Best purchase I’ve ever made.

My buddy gets it. #touse