Guille 🌈🍨

lexi is really euphorias meg griffin

Frrr

Losing weight is: 20% - Lifting weights - Walking - Cardio 80% - Managing emotional eating

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999. I want a grocery shop like it’s 1999.

gays that dont watch drag race but just have to tell you they don’t every 3 days

Bong Joon-ho says he tried to make Parasite (2019) deeply specific to Korean culture, but audiences around the world all reacted the same way: “Essentially, we all live in the same country, called Capitalism.”

Ahorita ☺️

eurovision has turned into "well at least israel didn't win"

Cuando entras al mundo laboral te das cuenta que el bullying de la escuela no es nada comparado con lo que pueden hacer personas infelices y frustradas de 30’s y 50’s

Así se siente cuando toca buscar el año de nacimiento en los sitios web:

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¡Buenos días! 🫶

Depois dos 30: Se quiser engordar 1kg, coma um hamburguer. Se quiser emagrecer 1kg, faça um jejum de 40 dias no deserto.

Estoy acabando un proceso de compra, reforma y sobre mudanza. Son las 15:42, estoy en chándal, sin duchar, sudado, a punto de comer en un Burger King de Majadahonda descansando entre Ikeas rodeado de parejas con niños. Me he convertido en todo lo que odio.

Sinceramente ya no me importa salir bien en las fotos, con salir bien en las Resonancias y en las Radiografias me vale.

I know I’ve had my issues with España 3 in the past, but I will say it has some of the best lip sync songs. like all of these songs are BANGERS

@enanitawilliams I have a very fair question... What is Violet Chachki Talent exactly??? (maybe there is one but... No idea) Overall pretty much agree with everything else. Not sure if Sasha would shasay on an acting challenge, but fine for me if she comes back after killing the lipsync smackdown

so…. here’s how *i* would have judged my #DragRace all winners simulation. this was harder than i thought so it came down to splitting hairs 🤭 i took *heavily* into consideration character assignations, challenge themes and song choices when judging & i tried to be unbiased!

Estoy convencido de que el 50% de lo que mantiene a este reality con vida después de 18 años es la alta correlación entre ser maricón y tener la pulsión autista de monitorear y comparar gráficos en una tabla de excel