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Thinking of opening a burner Say hi if you want to join

about last weekend 🇧🇯

Draw your attention to your foolishness

Nigerians are lazy is still the wildest statement. Young boys are trekking/cycling under hot sun to deliver packages so they can eat. Delivery man will call you and beg you to help him bring water so he can drink small. Water of N200, he can’t afford because it’ll make a big dent in his finances. Women are running multiple side hustles to make ends meet.

And where do these vaginas get the HPV from?

I was driving home on on Tuesday night and I needed to use the toilet so bad because i had diarrhea. I started driving fast but I couldn’t make it home and i did it in the car. I got home and my husband washed my clothes and the messed up car sit. He also made me a fresh meal as I couldn’t eat the one he made earlier. End.

@useazza Azza take my life once and make offers for direct transfer payments for online shopping

People will download a whole app to order food once But somehow trading crypto on WhatsApp sounds crazy You check WhatsApp 89 times a day anyway Where else should your money be? 🤨

@TariusNG Wanted to ask what about a 24/7 but omo I won’t even have the strength to bag it at the end of the day so enjoy😭

And you expect me to date a 9-5 girl ? They can’t bag this!

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@slothy_420 Koi

gun to your head name a fish

@TariusNG All I have is Jesus

@GummyBerry7 I can tell Call your man 🥲

It’s officially Wednesday, was Tuesday more stressful or less stressful for you? You’re only allowed to interact with this tweet if you’re awake and reading this between 12:12am and 7:00am If you like be late again!

Women, pls stop raping ussssssss!!!!! 🤦‍♂️

@sledge_baba You never still see say your guy go fit kpai you one day o And that’s not even the craziest part But you can see someone else’s true color

I'm not one to pick on people but you see that one that's always playing the victim on this app, I don't mark her face today. Several fingers has been pointed to her for being a hypocrite but today I saw the weyrey true color. Oh, I'll enjoy it so much, y'all will call me evil but I won't care when it's time. 🥃

My boyfriend then (Now ex) will always ask me if my best friend was aware that she was my best friend. The question always sounds weird to me but I’d dismissed it. One day while we were on the phone, I was speaking highly of my friend over a situation we just handled, he got angry and yelled “Can you just stop talking about her like that?” I got mad too cos I was tired of him having issues with her for no reason. In the heat of the argument, he sent me multiple explicit pictures of her she had been sending to him. Before I could process what I was seeing, he sent in screenshots of their conversations, the terrible things she had said about me to him and how she was a better choice than me. Apparently, he had been wanting to tell me about it for long but he saw how blinded I was about the sisterhood, so he needed a solid evidence. Did I confront her over it? lol nah Till date, I never mentioned it to her, I just drifted away from the friendship. This happened in 2017 but I still keep in touch (both of them) till date.

@thebashaudu @sledge_baba @soe_thatsme @Miz_Fey 🙄

@GummyBerry7 @sledge_baba @soe_thatsme @Miz_Fey Berry,I’ll never betray you. Gimme your heart

sometimes i wonder how my life would be if i didn’t run away from ebonyi

@thebashaudu @sledge_baba @soe_thatsme @Miz_Fey Funny thing is that he doesn’t realize this person is betraying him over a woman and can do worse eventually

@sledge_baba @soe_thatsme @Miz_Fey This isn’t fight about a woman sha

A young woman was raped at knife point in her estate and the men in the community are trying to cover it up. We’re lookin for women led organizations that focus on rape victims in Abuja. Does anyone know of any. PLEASE

@AirtelNigeria No thank you Fix your data gulping greed

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Ive been trying to get my data balance since i woke up after realizing i left my data on through the night @AirtelNigeria has refused to show me my balance Yes i know you have sucked out of it overnight, show me whats left let me buy more naw