♠ Cain ⚓

the bread family

orange blossom your eyes are too kind & your heart is too gentle!!! everyone will fall in love with you!!!

Painted Cold Ones in Skyrim

sir, you are a ridiculous color. highlighter taking a bath

whenever i go see my conservative extended family i talk like light yagami trying to not reveal he’s kira except im trying not to reveal im queera

A haiku about watching birds

Connor: pesto is best on a sandwich Me: haha.. Pesto on a sandwich Connor: I need pesto-cide to deal with u

you think you know a person, i've been friends w this girl for 2 years and the other week we went for all you can eat sushi and she crushed 91 pieces of salmon sashimi and nothing else. it was actually obscene to behold. she just kept ordering more.

i had a dream where a group of gimp rebels saved me from being chased but i had to suit up so they know not to target me and their leader roasted me like this

mommy should seek out the dark lord and restore peace to the land of Miitopia

It is kinda funny how Yellow is actually doing something meaningful and Blue is just drugging them LMFAO

They dunno I'm wearing my Sukuna shirt under my uniform

bug bread

pigeon study #pigeontwt

krusie shippers: augh it’s so cute how they trust eachother the most out of anyone 🥹🥹🥹 kris thinking abt susies smile … wow.. kriselle shippers: so have we considered noelle dreaming about killing kris yet

It must be crazy seeing Batman in a completely gold suit while you’re homeless as fuck in Gotham

sometimes somebody gets what it’s like to be human and sometimes they put it onto paper and it’s perfect.

oh my god

my almost 40 year old pakistani aunt has been caught up with one piece since before the towers fell Im trying to throw niche manga curveballs at her to throw her off guard and she keeps throwing them right back Im actually getting brutally Mogged by a real otaku

my preferences for fiction often run dark but i genuinely cannot handle 'no one showed up to their birthday' 'no one showed up to their event they worked really hard on' etc. Just give me the cannibalism I can't do this shit man