Mayo monkey

One of the biggest ‘threats’ I receive in my inbox is ‘yo daughterz iz gonna wind up dating black men!’ And that’s just not possible because none of my daughters are fat.

@PicturesFoIder What if one is gay? If the gay one likes it in the ass can the other claim sodomy and press charges?

Conjoined twins Sohna and Mohna Singh share one body with two heads The brothers share a stomach, liver and genitals, while each has their own brain, heart and lungs, allowing them to think and function independently despite sharing one body

@Emilio2763 Fuck

They’re making this Mom who Killed her 3 kids in a “Postpartum Depression” Stand Trial but Decide blacks that Kill Whites are too Mentally ill to Stand Trial…

@Headshok1962 Heat adds a little zest

True

@mag062367 @terryschappert Libby is a pretty girl

@terryschappert Libby is very noise, sensitive and as you may know, this time of year is daily thunderstorms here in Florida. Usually, we take a little nap in the afternoon and she is right on the bed next to me squashed up against me because she is scared. I don’t mind it one bit.

Old Lady Dog just leapt into bed when the first loud thunder clap happened. Learning about these dogs after we adopt them is part of the fun. This isn't our bedroom, though. It's a downstairs bedroom that I'm using as my convalescent site. I actually love the 70s paneling.

@WhidbeyAV8 I used to play racquetball ball with him at Island athletic club in Freeland. Total bitch

Great. Douchebag Banks is unopposed.....

George Carlin: "Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails. And the greatest arrogance of all, save the planet."

It's only a meme... relax

Dammit

Dammit

@ShaolinFunk2009 @mchooyah Shut up retard

@mchooyah This is not the flex you intended. Humans should not shoot other humans. Was it truly your spirit/soul that pulled the trigger or was it your trained character? If you. Very scary, Sir.

If you’ve never shot men in their faces at close range, I don’t care how many ballistics classes you’ve passed. You have no experience.

@Boldyboy1975 Breeding stock Yummy

“Me trying to look like I belong at the gym vs. her actually slaying the runway 🔥”

@PlisskenPatriot She misused your And she’s wearing a wedding band.

Calling all doctors and business owners Your tradwife, sir

@clashreport What else is in that box? It’s big

Slovak President Peter Pellegrini shows reporters a gift from Turkish President Erdoğan at the NATO summit.

@lynnanabanny @Chris4Perkins2 What’s wrong with saying you don’t want to live in a black neighborhood?

@Chris4Perkins2 💯 I work in real estate and you'd be shocked by the amount of people who are perfectly comfortable saying they don't want to live in a "black" neighborhood. What does that even fucking mean?! I fire them, I won't work with those people.

The biggest problem with racist white people is that THEY think all white people are racist like them. And another problem is the amount of white people who won't correct them in an effort to avoid confrontation with the racists around them. Racism is a white people problem.

@wanderingrvbabe Totally would hit that and I bet it’s excellent and grips

It’s really not that complicated