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@Gunnz1995

Katılım Nisan 2018

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naj@wr1stcryy·4h

Holy fuck that body of yours is absurd

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·35m

instead of brushing my teeth i rub my nicotine pouch all over my teeth and swallow it. does the trick

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eye@theirisprojects·1h

I yearn for Hawaii like in a white boy in Japan way

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·1h

@theirisprojects oh god sexy women are my weakness 😭😭😭😭

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eye@theirisprojects·1h

@Gunnz1995 It’s a decent movie and if u like sexy women it’s perfect

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·6h

feeling socially pressured to see Obsession due to the fact that everyone is talking about how good it is

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·2h

my grandma was mauled to death by 4 stray jack terriers and then her bones picked clean by homosexuals in downtown portland please have some respect

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fkg@praypretend·2h

i have a making you smile fetish

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·2h

you obviously haven't met my uncle

Big cat@Evilfckingbitch

Fat men lowkey have micropenises

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·2h

i love when i make a girl laugh with a joke i stole from my ex girlfriend it feels like pulling off a bank heist

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·2h

previous tweet was a hilarious niche reference to malcolm in the middle

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·2h

i may have to fake my own death in a couple weeks because i borrowed $200 from this lady and cant pay her back

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fishy and chips@FATFUCKINGCHUD1·10h

Rate my fittt

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ຳ ່@voicingadoubt·3h

Instead of trying to become more attractive we should all try to become more ugly

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·2h

Mexicans be like we're having a massive party for our dogs 3 month birthday it will be 3 days long and 207 people are coming

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·3h

bro this is simply not true. i'm a very average looking guy and have done pretty good on there. are yall expecting to match with sydney sweeney or something

Dmitriy Ungern@DmitriyUngern

Dating apps are so skewed that you could be a guy who’s received unprompted compliments or phone numbers from women IRL and still not get anywhere on a dating app.

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·4h

@imonwwe picking up some funyons on the way

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slim@imonwwe·4h

@Gunnz1995 stop by my place lets smoke some crack

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·5h

does anyone want to kill me before i head back out to eastern washington

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jul@almostsunlight·7h

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·6h

explain it to me like i got my thumb in ur ass

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gunnar@Gunnz1995·6h

@Lly_wl ok i will not have high expectations

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Lilian@Lly_wl·6h

@Gunnz1995 ppl are being a little hyperbolic but it's good if u're looking to be entertained/not exist for an hour and a half

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pink faggit@knifepxrty_·12h

just inject the horchata into my veins

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