Gurftastic ([email protected])
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Gurftastic ([email protected])
@Gurftastic
Artistic Director Deviant Septet/Co-founder Brooklyn Brass Quintet/freelance trumpet/faculty NYU/New School/Video Edit&MoGraph. Super-awesome neat-o guy. He/Him
Brooklyn, NY Katılım Aralık 2014
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I think I’m about to get a lot less active on here
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What day does the war on Christmas start? Can’t remember because I’ve been seeing Christmas decorations in stores since September.
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Pelinka: Kyrie or Bridges, these are the only options
Wtaf how about not a toxic human???
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@garrt @godoymusic The lid is like $100 at Costco. But also, convection ovens are a thing that exist.
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@garrt @godoymusic Got an instant pot? They make a lid that’s is an air fryer
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@juddgreenstein Yes it’s happening. BUT HE UNBLOCKED KATHY GRIFFIN SO IT ISN’T PARTISAN
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Peterson’s back, it’s happening
Judd Greenstein@juddgreenstein
Is it shithead Jubilee now? Does everyone get unblocked by everyone else? Arkham’s gates are lifted?
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@MultiPercussive @PowerBlockDBs LOVE my powerblocks
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@PowerBlockDBs after 15 years of owning these 2007 PowerBlocks and too much inconsistent effort at health, I finally got strong enough to buy the first expansion!
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@jeremydenk Did you buy a lot of leafy green vegetables when you were at Oberlin?
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the gender-fluid bread vendor at the farmers market threw me a smile and said “that’s a great bag of greens you’ve got there… stylish” and our eyes met and my heart leapt like the old oberlin days, let me tell you
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Drinking afternoon coffee to try to get my body to comply with my brain for several more hours
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@VeryKatie Maybe his Dom made him apologize, and then wanted him to post about it. It's clearly a sex thing.
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Yes, because as we as we all know, there are famously zero Alpha males in NYC.
Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA
I'm in New York City right now and someone just asked me to apologize for being a successful alpha male. Let me be clear, I will NEVER apologize for being a wildly successful alpha male.
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@robhaskins Ok great. Please make a bank check payable to: Saudi Creditors, c/o The Securities and Exchange Commission, attn: not prison
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Today I’m excited to announce my new social media platform tWtR. Everyone gets 3 characters at a time. It costs 43.5 billion dollars per user. Who’s ready for a more intense web 9.0 experience?
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Dear robot, I'm not ACTUALLY going to use machine learning to pack my suitcase. It was a joke. Bleep Bloop
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"Renée Fleming makes her highly anticipated return to the Met..." coulda sworn we did a whole "SHE RETIRED" thing... didn't we?
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WHAT? I've heard of it. I just didn't watch it because it's probably terrible because most things that are popular are, because most people are dumb. This is asinine.
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