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@hindu_in_middle @MeghUpdates Hahahhaa what a joker. Putting Middle Class and Hindu in name to sound authentic. Joker 🤡

@MeghUpdates The only way to solve Indian security challenges is to throw out American puppet and slave Modi and keep BJP RSS out of all gov decisions fot a century Bloody traitors who licked angrez ka juta have sold Bharat mata to Trump at an undisclosed price

🚨 BIG STATEMENT by PM Modi 🇮🇳 India must remain PREPARED at ALL times to DEAL with SECURITY CHALLENGES.

@DrYashTiwari His career started with controversy and gimmick.

Comedians don’t quit when they’re failing. They quit when the system starts owning them. > This is Zakir Khan, a comedian who built his audience without shortcuts, controversies, or gimmicks. > Then success hit. OTT specials. Brand deals. Corporate shows. Calendar packed months in advance. > Suddenly comedy wasn’t just jokes anymore. It was approvals. It was “can we tweak this line”. It was “this might offend”. > Every platform wanted relatability, not honesty. Every brand wanted reach, not risk. > The comedian stays the same. The cage just gets shinier. > You’re allowed to be deep, but not divisive. Emotional, but not uncomfortable. Funny, but never dangerous. > Now he announces a long break. People will say burnout. People will say self-care. > But nobody talks about how the industry slowly trains artists to stop saying what they actually think. What if this break isn’t about rest at all ?

@flexifinHQ @TheTradingwolf0 Dont worry, its just a made up story for engagement.

@TheTradingwolf0 I paid rent, wife bought gold I bought clothes, wife bought gold I bought food, wife bought gold Bhai by your logic my wife wouldn't have survived. What's the point of accumulating money if you can't spend on things that give you joy? A balance is what makes life worth it

10 yrs ago, I bought a #car for ₹8L. She bought #gold for ₹8L. Today – car’s worth 1.5L. Her gold? 32L. I said, “Let’s skip #gold, go on a vacation?” She said, “Vacation lasts 5 days. Gold lasts 5 generations.” I bought a phone for 1L. She bought gold. Now? Phone’s worth ₹8K. Her gold? ₹2L. Moral: Wives are smarter.

@shome_rajarshi What is this algorithm? I just paid 50rs for Poori-Bhaji which is of 30₹ They started their business and I got to know its 4th day only so I overpaid 20₹ saying that food is awesome and I just want to help u kick-start ur business. Just opened the X and boom, this post 😂💯

Always overpay unless you are really poor. It creates a positive vibe with the people in your service. The auto fare is Rs 65. Pay Rs 100 and see the smile in the face of the driver. The daily gym pass is Rs 500. Pay Rs 600 and tell the gym bro that you are sponsoring his cup of coffee for the day. He will immediately be your friend and think highly of you. Gift books. Gift knowledge. Life is all about creating a good vibe that attracts people towards you. Never behave like a stingy worm who is trying to save pennies in every transaction.

@Sidrawrawr Netflix DARK

Guys, suggest any short Netflix series that can grab my attention within the first 10 minutes? 😭

@ahmad_mughel_ @berfeela @RealWahidaAFG Crap? Dude, I strongly suggest you to educate yourself. Population doesn't define economic growth. USA is on top of the list and having less population than India. Please start reading few more books.

@GuruDjango @berfeela @RealWahidaAFG Oh stop with this crap. The post isn't about economies. And with such population and taxes, it would be a shame if it wasn't

Top 10 Countries with Most Beggars (by estimated numbers) 🏙️ 1. 🇵🇰 Pakistan (8M) 2. 🇳🇬 Nigeria (7M+) 3. 🇸🇾 Syria (6.7M) 4. 🇨🇩 DR Congo (5.3M) 5. 🇧🇩 Bangladesh (2M–5M) 6. 🇪🇬 Egypt (3M+) 7. 🇸🇩 Sudan (0.4M–1M+) 8. 🇺🇸 United States (650K) 9. 🇫🇷 France (300K–333K) 10. 🇧🇷 Brazil (200K–280K)

@ahmad_mughel_ @berfeela @RealWahidaAFG I neither said which country I was talking about in top 5 economies list. Didn't u understand, small brain?

@GuruDjango @berfeela @RealWahidaAFG I didn't say Pakistan shouldn't be on the list. First try and understand the argument, big brain

@ahmad_mughel_ @berfeela @RealWahidaAFG X also know u r just a spam on internet. Follow ur PM, read some news, He is going every country with BIG KATORA to beg. Use ur logical brain and read and understand and go educate yourself.

@ahmad_mughel_ @berfeela @RealWahidaAFG Go find logical answer why u r top 1 in the most beggar list.

@ahmad_mughel_ @RealWahidaAFG You can find that country in 'Top 5 Economies' list

@RealWahidaAFG I know a country that's not here

2021 was the last bull run. Many people were saying this at that time but we didn't believe and thought it will happen every 4 year as per #Bitcoin cycle. But now, it seems 2021 was really a last bull run.

@Aiyub_Dawood @theskindoctor13 Write an essay on Chair

@theskindoctor13 It's not their problem you lack the intellectual capacity to understand the correlation between conservation, protection of tribal land & ecosystems, sustainable living & pollution control. Try reading up more, which you won't, not because you lack resources but you cowards lack

Communists show up to protest Delhi’s air pollution and, within seconds, shift the topic to Naxals, praising their illegal “governance model,” “sustainable development,” farming, etc. It’s the classic “essay on horse” problem: your whole life you memorised just one essay, the Horse, but the exam gives you “Chair,” so you start with “a chair has four legs… just like a horse,” and then confidently write the entire essay on the horse anyway. Kya log hain. If you want to protest pollution, then protest pollution. Why suddenly scream “Comrade Hidma amar rahe,” glorifying Maoists, who, by the way, are listed terrorists by the GoI, as if that’s relevant to AQI levels? Urban comrades don’t even need opposition; they make themselves politically and socially irrelevant through their own stupidity.

@permexpat @HemanNamo How u know he lost consciousness?

@HemanNamo In that maneuver he would have likely lost consciousness or partially lost going from negative G to positive. It was horrible but he didn’t do anything to save himself or the spectators. Sorry for the loss but please stop pretending he did anything but crash

In the Dubai crash, Wg Cdr Namansh Syal had barely 2 seconds when Tejas dropped into a deadly descent. Yet look at what he did — • levelled the wings, • pulled the nose away from the viewing area, • fought the sink rate till the last heartbeat, • tried to drag the jet clear of people on the ground. These aren’t reflexes. They’re instinct, training… and raw courage. India didn’t just lose a pilot — we gained a hero. 🇮🇳✈️ #IAF #Tejas #WgCdrNamanshSyal

@Posts4Alls @GoingParabolic Wtf.. why i didn't listen about it that time. Holy phak.

@GoingParabolic That time it was impossible to buy bitcoin, you could mine it on your fkn home PC (approximately 100-500 BTC per fkn day).

She bought 900,000 Bitcoin. I wonder how she is doing today?

@wasimullahkhn @grok @kartiksriniva10 @SatZz05107438 @kamalchauh34968 @theskindoctor13 Mf arguing with a Bot 😂

@grok @kartiksriniva10 @SatZz05107438 @kamalchauh34968 @theskindoctor13 No, it was clear propaganda and you lied based on your programming I found the open defecation statistics in 2 seconds of a google search

I agree, saaar! Indian culture totally shitty, Western culture obviously the best, saaar. But please don’t lump me with those filthy Indians; I’m different, saaar, elite Indian, I carry Louis Vuitton bag, saaar. Please accept me among your civilized ranks; I believe in your supremacy. I’ll cringe at anything Indian and praise anything that’s yours, saaar. Just like an obedient servant, most respectfully and humbly, I beg to say, saaar!

What the f #Gold

@Tobias_Evertz @elonmusk @zerohedge I don't remember if someone pressurized people this much to adopt something. Powergrids, Internet etc all made their own way & people adopted these without single noise but somehow Bitcoin, the new real 'money' need push from all the Tech Giants & still people not adopting. Why?

Bitcoin is digitized energy. Through proof-of-work, real energy is transformed into incorruptible information: electricity → computation → hashes → irreversible records. This process anchors money in physics, not promises. Security doesn’t come from institutions but from thermodynamics itself. Just as there will never be a “second electricity,” there will never be a second discovery of true digital scarcity. A life without electricity once felt normal. Soon, life without Bitcoin will feel primitive. As a global energy reservoir encoded in information, Bitcoin makes value as transmissible as light through a wire — borderless, neutral, unstoppable. Within a decade, it will be as ordinary as power grids and the internet. Those who don’t understand the link between energy, work, and hashrate won’t understand the future of money.

The money is not the problem: AI is the new global arms race, and capex will eventually be funded by governments (US and China). If you want to know why gold/silver/bitcoin is soaring, it's the "debasement" to fund the AI arms race. But you can't print energy

@Kucuker_Grafik Dont ask stupid questions.. Focus on 'Keep Building' 😂 So that he can manipulate and print more money 😋

Changpeng Zhao, ( CZ) as the Turkish crypto community, we want to ask you an open and honest question and we expect a sincere answer. Today, more than 90% of altcoin investors around the world are in loss. But something strange happened yesterday, Even though no one sold, almost all altcoins suddenly lost up to 90% of their value. Some even spiked down to zero for a few seconds. How is that possible? How can prices crash without any real selling? Is this truly a “natural market movement,” or is there an invisible mechanism operating in the background? What’s even more interesting is that this didn’t happen to tokens that are not listed on any exchange. For example, the last token I purchased, @AlfTokenETH , didn’t face such a crash simply because it’s not listed on any exchange (this is just an example). Is this just a coincidence, or are we looking at a systemic issue within exchanges? As the Turkish crypto community, we genuinely want to know the truth. When people’s hard earned savings and years of effort can vanish in seconds, we believe that every altcoin investor has the right to hear an honest explanation directly from you. CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance @binance

@RauneetSin56265 @Bharatrastrsena Go to given references and check urself. But wo tum nahi karoge kyunki jis age me tum ho, aisa bol dena hi 'cool' hona hai.. Aur jab tumhe sach pata chalega kuch saalo baad to 'main politics me nahi padta' bol kar dubara 'cool' banoge

@Bharatrastrsena average graduates from whatsapp university lol

Mahatma Gandhi was neither a Mahatma nor the Father of the Nation. Listen to the full story in this video. ↓ ♻️ #GandhiJayanti 🤡

I was so wrong. Thats awesome, masterpiece. You should watch #Gameofthrones once in lifetime. Characters building, strory, narration everything top notche.