THE GURU

How I pull up to work knowing I’m about to clock in and do absolutely nothing #UFCVegas69 #MMATwitter

@MagicM_MMABets 🤣🤣🤣

Getting ahead of myself here but Johnny Manziel and Paddy Pimblett might be 50/50

@JT_Lines I had to read 451 for HS over the summer once… absolute dog shit The alchemist is incredible and life changing!! Listen to Russ’s album Santiago too, so good 🎶

No UFC has forced me into things I never thought possible Read a couple books this weekend The Alchemist .. 9.5/10 Fahrenheit 451 .. 5/10 Started The Count of Monte Cristo which seems like it’s going to be a gem of a tale What’s the best book you’ve ever read?

@MikesMMAPicks What a ridiculous fight booking

Remember when Justin Gaethje closed as a +124 underdog to James Vick?

@138MMA @GhosterCoaster He’s honestly been too exciting for an Apex main event and flyweight title fights are raaaarely main events of ppvs

@GhosterCoaster @GuruScoutingMMA Oh stop it. He’s a UFC champion with a title defense under his belt and 11 fights with the promotion and a 10-1 record in the promotion. Took him less than 3 years to achieve all of that too.

Correct me if I’m wrong but UFC champion Joshua Van has never headlined a UFC event.

@Justtwinbaby I think it’s more like -400 & +250 👀

Ask me nicely & I'll tell you who wins... They prolly gonna line it; Holland +180 Smith -260 #UFCOklahoma

@Justtwinbaby @LiamPicksFights I don’t agree w their tactics by the way, i just find it completely unsurprising.

@GuruScoutingMMA @LiamPicksFights Maybe. Who knows their motivation. I'd feel hard done by if I was her coming offa win... But Idgaf. Just give me two bodies to bet on.

With the release of Ketlen Vieira, the UFC Women's 135lb. Champion Kayla Harrison now has one win over a fighter on the active UFC roster: Julianna Pena (3-3 in L6 fights)

@Justtwinbaby @LiamPicksFights I think it comes down to the fact that she’d be signing her 3rd or 4th contract and be due more money / an increase. Since we can all obviously see her merit, she is rightfully owed that money UFC often chooses not to negotiate that value and will sooner just opt not to resign

@GuruScoutingMMA @LiamPicksFights There are worse, like Jackie who she beat. Still surprising cut though, she's a top 10 girl and serviceable like any other. She's boring but most wmma are. No consistency from them, It's a sport when convenient to em

@LiamPicksFights It’s a sport that is unfortunately not a meritocracy… there are other things involved & when the ufc has a monopoly they can decide which fruit is worth the squeeze .. so they can pass on paying more for “talent” like viera bc who is actually buying tickets to see her fight

@GuruScoutingMMA I thought this was a sport. Perhaps I misunderstood

@Narcocop I hope my dawg is hitting up some miso cod 🙏🏼

Best drink in Vegas at Nobu.

@ChronicCombat @138MMA @TBScoutingMMA 😤

@138MMA @TBScoutingMMA @GuruScoutingMMA

I know y'all are dying for some MMA content and I've got just the thing! My dear friends @TBScoutingMMA & @GuruScoutingMMA went head-to-head in an MMA Guess Who? Showdown! 👇 youtu.be/mh_XjtnEc4M

@erikbetsfights @138MMA

Last time I parlayed two underdogs, it worked. So I was like, “eff it…let’s do three this time.”

@Justtwinbaby 🎯

4u Choi! Huge night🔥 #UFCVegas117

lol how ass is wellmaker ? 🤣 🤡 #UFCVegas117

@MMAdamMartin There’s NO one in the crowd

Feels like a big night for the sport. I'm fighter first. If the fighters are getting paid well, I want more MVP MMA events. Simple. #RouseyCarano

Thanks for the segue Mike. Speaking of “Guess Who?” Tune into the channel Monday to see @TBScoutingMMA and @GuruScoutingMMA go head to head in a very special MMA edition of the classic board game.

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@Grabaka_Hitman I don’t understand the matchmaking which makes it all the more believable

This sounds like a horrific return fight for McGregor. Five years out of the cage. Max would overwhelm and drown him.