Gus

@GrantMeacham think mark

@GrantMeacham shut up noodle boy

Everyone who says lions win is just joking right?

@Ian_R_Succry He was just trying to protect you from your nickel intolerance.

@GusIsANickname I would have half a nickel. Because I had a full one when I went there but Mickey bit it in half 🤭

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve gone to Disney World, I wouldn’t have any nickels.

I wish ice cream was hot

They gave us SILLY BEANS instead of NORMAL BEANS

I got tested for COVID-19 and the results came back “neutral”

@Ian_R_Succry You were definitely aware of how your pee smelled when we were at Disneyland in 2011...never forget your roots

You are never aware of how your pee smells until you get a job that requires you to smell pee and now you smell your pee everytime you pee.

@Ian_R_Succry You’re actually in the living room. I know that because you’re my cousin.

You are either in math heaven or you are not. I am in math heaven rn

don’t call don’t text

This just in: ☹️

yikes.

SCRAM. GO HOME. AND STAY THERE!!!

@Ian_R_Succry You also forgot to celebrate mine so what’s new😤🙄

I forgot to celebrate my birthday

@Ian_R_Succry I DIDNT lick your transformers yesterday because I’m QUARANTINED to my OWN bedroom. I love you cous, but PLEASE use some common sense.

@GusIsANickname Wait, so when you licked my transformers yesterday you probably gave me a VIRUS?!!!!! 😱😰😓🥶

Corona is a mindset. I had it and then I just went for a walk and now it’s gone! It’s 2020, we’re thriving.

The Little Mermaid isn’t actually that little. She’s 16. At 16 I was working part time at my cousin Ian’s lemonade stand.