Guy Canine

@MidaSponsordKit Sponsored by MIDA and Twitter? 🤔

happy pride month everybody fuck this blue checkmark, fuck all of the engagement farming, i’m not even monetized i love this community bc we stand up for each other. be loud!! be proud! i’m bi!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💕

@KatamariPossum Now it has a chance to slip out of your fingers while reloading

does this mean that slick mag will actually have a faster reload speed like the words SLICK and MAG implied?

@calcal56435626 RIP sweet prince

@GuyCanine guess who got rushed and died first

you have got to be fucking serious

@OrnithologistCM What are your thoughts on Alarmist Chip Mod stealing your entire flow

The kitchen is on fire

@MallowTheQueen Rook Club in the Basement

This was in the background of menus for a few shots in the ViDoc. And then Joe Ziegler talked about future seasons. So my current working theory is Social Space/Runner base

@staycationtg I had 5 gold salvage on my Rook run, very sad

MARATHON SERVERS EXPLODED, I WAS ON A GENERATIONAL ZERO TO HERO RUN, 2 GOLDS DEEP WITH A FULL KIT AND I LOST IT ALL. I’LL BE EXPECTING 80 MISRIAHS IN MY VAULT BY SUNRISE AS COMPENSATION BUNGIE. PUT A GOLD MOD ON A COUPLE OF EM FOR ME WHILE YOU AT IT. MAYBE 1000 RODEO MAGS TOO 😭

@MidaSponsordKit @OrnithologistCM MIDA kit crashing out because everyone uses the Sekiguchi kit now 😔

@OrnithologistCM everything you post is related to ornithologist, you gotta expand to new material and build a personality and find your voice. right now you’re just annoying idk

Mommy wants you to use the Ornithologist Chip Mod more Please...

@BlameItOnRyen The Cattastik and Zylbrad methods being spread in the wild 🥲

Last night in Marathon I tried to 1v3 a purple team with a punch, as you do… After they downed me, they made me sing “Baby” by Justin Bieber and promptly adopted me after I did. They ushered me completely through every area of pinwheel as I watched their backs while they looted. Eventually they just dropped all kinds of purple backpacks, shields, codex entries etc for me to take. We then killed the warden and we raced toward the exfil as I got stuck bungling a mantle and I knew I wouldn’t make it. I turned around and the final exfil countdown started a few moments later. I raced as fast as I could, overheated, but kept going! I slid onto the exfil with 1 second on the clock. My adopted purple parents, I made it out! It wasn’t all for nothing! I’ll never forget you and my 25k haul! THIS IS MARATHON

@RubyCantAim27 @staycationtg Without heat cascade forcing people off rooftops you'd have snipers posted on every building looking at exfils

@staycationtg i hate heart cascade so much. all it does it make outpost even more campy

A cool trick I found yesterday to avoid all heat buildup and damage from the heat cascade in Outpost. Hopefully, Marathon fixes the timeout simulator mechanic ASAP so we can all sit indoors for ten minutes a run again! FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN AND ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS RUNNER

@Geezaws2 His biggest crime yet 😭

Example #27826 of me having to call my mother and tell her she was right 🫩

took me 25 years but i finally understand what my mother meant by “fix your tone” when i insisted i didn’t have a tone i do not appreciate the way that man presenting “neutral” statements right now reeks of bitterness

@MidaSponsordKit @OmniOpossumVT He got UESC on the personality test, it's not looking good 🫡

@OmniOpossumVT it breaks my brain trying to comprehend what would cause a person to tweet that so i’m just gonna ignore it and pretend hes an ok person 😌

ok this one’s actually fucking funny HAHAHA

@heliofractal That dumb hate post really made it blow up, I have it on my TBR now 🤣

woke up to The Sorcerer’s Corpse actually being within top 100 in Dark Fantasy

@Geezaws2 Cucked Rook?

C***** R*** drama feel like a lifetime ago

@theinfamusbrad @casualblu3 You can start the hack, Signal jam and just walk out and use another entrance without bots

@casualblu3 Sad, can't push pinwheel as easily as Rook this way when lobbies don't have it open already.

no more hiding from the UESC after you hack the pinwheel terminal. Interesting change. I think good change? Rooms defo got abused

@Geezaws2 @asalisbury Durandal is transmitting the sickest beats to only that corner of Cryo

.@asalisbury why is this elite always doing this stanky leg at this corner at biostock? it’s hilarious please don’t remove it *BUT* why does it happen

@KryDotExe To be fair I think they dropped the ball near the end of D3

I’m gonna lose my mind how can you say this about DIABLO ONE OF THE MOST STORY RICH ARPG FRANCHISES OF ALL TIME HELLO

@pinknishii You were close, Indie actually means made in Indiana, they took the name from the Indy 500

For a good five years in my youth i believed that India had a thriving gaming and music scene abroad and I thought wow it's so cool that Terraria, Binding of Isaac, Don't Starve, etc were all made by us. I was so heartbroken when I found out this wasn't true at all 😭

Indomitable

@Luca6e Durandal hates you RIP

@GuyCanine timed out

I accidentally downloaded evil Marathon