Flannel Del Rey

My comedy special “A Two Person Job” drops tomorrow at 7 pm EST on YouTube. Grab your bestie and check it out!!

@RandPaul Let me help you out—employers are paying poverty wages and everything is more expensive.

This is an alarming trend. We need to ask ourselves why so many Americans are on SNAP.

Trick or treating ends at 8 pm in Indianapolis because we have to get the kids off the streets before the Mayor starts drinking and driving.

@willchamberlain Sick

I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival. The first thing I saw when I exited the L’Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths driving ATVs down the street, one of whom was doing a wheelie So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down

@GurlHaggard APPARENTLY

@GwenderWoman Am I the only leather jacket enthusiast n the mix?!?!

Malcolm Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Hulk Hogan died? Tragic week for the leather jacket industry.

Trump: “I obviously didn’t make that drawing for Epstein! He doesn’t even know what pubic hair on a woman looks like!!!”

“What’s wrong with Trump’s ankles??” “Why do his hands look like that??” Y’all do not visit your grandparents often enough.

Hawk Tuah Girl #Superman #SupermanMovie

Hey girl, you dropped your name tag.

This place has everything

Smdh…kids in other countries are gonna be riding these to school next week.

@saturatedtwink Omg whaaa? I thought she had just blocked me specifically.

Ivy Wolk deleting her Instagram immediately after her show tonight that I attended wtf is going on

@SchoenDavid Well, thank goodness. That clears that up!

I was hired to lead Jeffrey Epstein’s defense as his criminal lawyer 9 days before he died. He sought my advice for months before that. I can say authoritatively, unequivocally, and definitively that he had no information to hurt President Trump. I specifically asked him!

Not GAY as in HAPPY but QUEER as in “Can I please have that with oat milk?”

All that money and Spike Lee can’t get his novelty suit tailored…

“We are the Statler and Waldorf of this back yard” - @GwenderWoman

“Freak off” has been said so many times this week that it’s completely lost its meaning.

This is going to be so hard to fuck

The Tiffani Amber Thiessen color changing marg from Chili’s would fix me.

@JayJurden Wow this is very accurate.

If I had to describe my standup comedy style to ppl.