Marco Lawless 🐟🐟🐟

We make the play offs at the expense of Swindon. Winning our next 3 games!

@LukeBelecco @talkSPORT United? Jesus Lee why 😂

@talkSPORT I'm a United fan, so I'm not sure. But I know he's behind Kenny Dalglish who in my opinion is the greatest player never to win the Ballon D'or.

A Premier League GOAT departs. 😢🐐 Mohamed Salah ends his Liverpool career with the most Premier League assists in the club's history (93), overtaking Steven Gerrard's record of 92 today. Where does Salah rank amongst all-time Liverpool players? 🤔

@chalkey1973 It is Birdy

@GyHistoryClub He looks and sounds like birdy from town

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I was a PFC on a search patrol, hunting Charlie down It was in the jungle wars of '65

Chilling listening to O.M.D 😎

Get me... 'undred fags, two bottles of wine, a bottle of whisky, and ten cans of lager now.

@IanMelladay I’ve just spoke to Clive on the phone and he said and I quote “Who the fuck are you and how did you get my number!”

@GyHistoryClub Brian plank is up there with Clive mendonca...

Town linked with Brian Plank, Janco Tianno, H.Van Smeiter and Kevin Picknell. All available on a free.

I would love to see income tax for the poorest earning between £12.5k and £25k scrapped. They pay 20% tax. That money circulating in the economy would see gov return of 30%+ Won’t have any impact for me but let’s help those caught by frozen thresholds who are unfairly punished for working minimum wage. Let’s make work pay.

Matthew & Son, the work's never done, there's always something new. The files in your head, you take them to bed, you're never ever through. And they've been working all day, all day, all day!

Better than the original

Marc Gesetzlos

@Billygtc The worst I've seen. 4 homeless folk near cooplands with rubbish strewn around them and a pile of vomit.

@GyHistoryClub ATM? It just got worse the 20 years I lived in town

Victoria Street is an absolute dive ATM. Not a high street to be proud about.

Dear lord, Celtic football club ARE THE ESTABLISHMENT. The Irish rebel thing is nothing but marketing to make money for the Tory owners. You are the brew dog of football

"LSD will make you crazy, bro!" What it'll actually do: