The Elusive Man

I just want to live and do what’s right.

Just try to keep on believing in yourself. 👍🏼

I look like such an asshole but I get it now from women, I understand why people won’t give me a chance.

Females should just wear a bracelet that says they're taken. Like, help me out so I don't look like a jackass.

"Colin, do you think some words on the internet can hurt me? I once had a crazy bitch try to beat me with a shovel at the bus stop because I took her spot on the bench. Now that's a troll! Real trolls ain't tappin on keyboards -- they swinging shovels"

I'm always gunna try to keep it 💯

I'm so tired of being young. I just want to be able to support and make everyone I care about happy.

There is an ancient Indian saying that something lives as long as the last person who remembers it.

I don't think I can handle another night of drinking.

Rick and Morty have some of the best quotes ever.

There's nothing better then going to a bar that you and your friends feel comfortable at and just being able to drink and bullshit without having to worry about random people and their negativity.

I can't help but revert back to my natural ways, which is apparently kindness.

Cop Morty was definitely one of my favorite Mortys.

I love when Morty says oh geez

This lifestyle is over now. I don't want it anymore.

Using your opponents hand to sign jutsu is pretty neat though.

Nothing says you're a badass like using someone else's hand to cast/wave your Jutsu.

Omg episode 476 of Naruto Shippuden.

So many flashbacks involving Rin, Kakashi, & Obito.

I wish someone woulda told me to just skip season 8 of Naruto Shippuden.