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@RonFilipkowski Who knew that a Keebler Elf wasn't ready for an election like this?

This is the face of a man who was Not Ready for Prime Time because this is the first serious election of his life and he is in way over his head.

@DarkMSolvent Loathsome Dove

If Trump were a Trucker, what would his CB handle be?

@lauferlaw @MrJonCryer Yakity yak. Don't come back.

@MrJonCryer Take out the papers and the trash…

1984

@PotterLakePW Brody is off-limits.

@RevDaniel I generally like your tweets and agree with you on most things, BUT we need #DoubleDailyChester

Hi please reply with pet photos

No cheating, post the last saved dog picture on your gallery

@TheRickWilson A Beary Important Position

What position does RFK Jr want in a second Trump term? Imaginary positions only. I’ll start: Secretary of Falconry.

@stephjtruesdale @MandyMatney @elizfarrell Same here! And I work from home.

Was anyone else listening to @MandyMatney and @elizfarrell so intently this morning that you realized you missed a turn on the way to work? Just me?

@KaylaChowShow What ese would you do with one??? 😉

Do people still eat grilled cheese sandwiches?

EVENT 3 of The Pet Olympics: Snow skills! Share a video or photo of your pet doing something in the snow!

@bunsenbernerbmd Precision angle napping.

EVENT 1 of The Pet Olympics! Post a video or picture of your pet EXTREME NAPPING Also- LIKE the photos and videos post f to vote! Let’s Go!!!

@JayeKayeKaye @AngryBlackLady Won the popular vote with a lot of baggage.

@AngryBlackLady Sorry, Imani....I don't mean to sound like an asshole. I actually sometimes *wish* it was a question of the popular vote. That's kinda what I was trying to say

@KaylaChowShow Pickles

His name is the last thing you ate.

Share your sleepy cat pictures in the replies 🫶👇

@MandyMatney Bronwyn has the same pink shark collar!

In happy news: Luna and Joe Pesky LOVED Myrtle Beach 🏝️ ❤️

@SashaBDoodle @bunsenbernerbmd He is 5 months old!

@GymNoJacket @bunsenbernerbmd Awww. How old is Augie Doggy? He’s super cute.

Our puppy, Bernoulli is an adorable sweet teddy bear. He loves to cuddle. By accident I slowed down a video of him running. I witnessed what a baby Bernese Mountain Dog looks like in slowmo and it is 90% cute and 10% terrifying. This thread has the proof. 🧵