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Anong masarap kainin na midnight snack? #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

Bakit ba naman naka on pa rin ang heater kahit summer na? Ano to tanggalan ng balat? #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

Feel the summer heat na sa Dubai #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

Flood season #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

Life is like a dick... Sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down and it's not gonna be hard forever.... and it is short 🤣 #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

Flu season na ba? #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

Ngayon ko lang nakita may mga message requests pala. Pasensya na kung late ang reply. Andami din scam at spam hahaha #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

@PrimeJake3 sanaol

@H2O25Gee Marami dyn

kelan kaya ako mag kaka date? #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

@PrimeJake3 wala nga mahanap

@H2O25Gee Mag hanap

Applications for the position of Partner/Date now open. Core Responsibilities: -Advanced cuddling -Professional Listener Qualifications: -Proven track record of not being a ghost. -Fluent in sarcasm. Please submit your CV to my DMs. #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha

2026 na wala pa ring ganap hay #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

random quote encounter: when your life has no direction, you could always try prostitution 🤣🤣🤣 #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

Since hindi na achieve ang goal nung 2025 na "New Year, New Me" eto ang aking New Year's resolution for 2026: "New Year, Same Me, but with more snacks" Happy 2026 to all! #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

Walang Noche Buena. Work pa rin #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

kapag ofw ka at may nag message sa'yo ng "kamusta?", ang next line nyan ay: a) kelan ka magpapadala ng pera? b) dalhan moko pasalubong c) pautang naman d) _________________ (fill in the blank) #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

parang andaming nakatingin kanina sakin sa metro. yun pala baligtad suot ko ng tshirt 😅 #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

Ba't ba magrereply ng DM sa post eh pwede naman na mag DM diretso #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

Out of sight, out of mind #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae

Me: Maaga akong gigising bukas. wakes up 12:30pm next day Also me: Late na ako gigising bukas at walang pasok. wakes up at 6:00am next day Ba't ganun? #alterdxb #alterdubai #alterbarsha #alteralbarsha #alteruae