LITTLE☀️SUNSHINE

“Keep the government out of bedroom business.”—Hank Hill

“Get stuff done while the baby naps.” But what if I need a nap too, Karen!? 😩

It’s a crime that these are not full size ice cream bars @SNICKERS

2 Tempest 4's | @BPAnimated | #ArcRaiders

BREAKING: Schizophrenic Woman Who Slashed Toddler in Omaha Walmart Parking Lot, Previously Found ‘NOT GUILTY by Reason of Insanity’ of Stabbing Her Father. @HarrisonHSmith 🔴WATCH THE LIVESTREAM!👇 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I hate that majority of the day, she spends her best hours with someone else while I’m working. I only get a few hours every night, but I make sure to make them count.

I need @SwaggerSouls on @theburntpeanut’s Rust server. 🙏🏻 #KnightsOfTheBungus 🥜

Shhhhh @OmahaLancers. 🤫 The baby is sleeping. #TweetTheHeat

@BIG_PARMENIDES You forgot to include me on this, but that’s okay. I forgive you. 😛

Siiiigh. I think I have to start collecting the mini buckets from hardware places. They’re so dang cute. 😩

@LizzyStarrrdust Technically! They weren’t cabbage patch kids. They were off brand doll heads we found at a thrift shop, and I didn’t do it. My friend did for my sweet and spooky baby shower back in August 😂 THEY ARE SO CUTE THOUGH!

@H3yImAlice You murdered my cabbage patch kid! 😭😭😭

Had to repot the baby heads. First ones didn’t survive my negligence during the newborn trenches 😬🤷🏼‍♀️ #houseplants

Yeeehaw

@tweetsmoe the fuck YOU know bout class

Seeing @BigDickBarclay on my Facebook scroll this morning 😂

“There should be @RealAlexJones children’s shows. I’d let our baby watch them.”— My fiancé while #MsRachel talks about frogs 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

Not even 1000 in the heartland and we’re already destroying commies. Unreal. America is the greatest country in the world. Die mad.

@fatsosforest Feel this on a deep level

i'm gonna scream... into this pillow

Everybody running to Twitter to see why YouTube is down #youtubedown

Hey @LargestMarjorie check your damn DMs. 😤😤 I put something cute in there.

@drsuffy Are the proud boys even a thing still? 😂

The meme lives forever in the books of history 😭😂 "GoldCorp, gold exchange and ....Proud Boys" Bruh 😭