I Hate Crows

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I Hate Crows

@H8Crows

I’m here to ruffle some feathers. #lovebirdshatecrows

The Skies Katılım Mayıs 2020

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·20 May

Big news for crow haters!! Now you can hate crows and do something good for your community!

Minneapolis City SC@mplscitysc

Crows hold grudges. They shriek loudly. They tweet recklessly. Inspired by @H8Crows, we're proud to introduce our new t-shirt. $2 from every shirt sold goes to @MN_PUC because Crows love their community. They also love stealing shiny things. Get it: shop.mplscitysc.com/products/crows…

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Bunk Strutts@BunkStrutts·27 Haz

@CrowMonthly @H8Crows

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·27 Haz

@reallyottawa Probably a Blue Jay or an arsonist.

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·27 Haz

Crows will RSVP “Yes” to your event and not show up.

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·27 Haz

If a crow does this, I think you can legally sue.

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·27 Haz

@PythonFur I don’t read Bird.

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Four Corvids in a Lab Coat@PythonFur·26 Haz

@H8Crows Did you not see our note on the oven?

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·25 Haz

Crows left the oven on.

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·26 Haz

@Angemuff1n And the city would take that right out from under you.

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Angemuffin@Angemuff1n·25 Haz

@H8Crows Now the ugly house we had is burnt down and we discovered an oil deposit beneath it

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·26 Haz

@MUebereck Sure…

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Marco Uebereck@MUebereck·25 Haz

@H8Crows It’s for your best. The meal is warm when you’re coming home from a long day working. ☝🏼😇🖤

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·26 Haz

@PythonFur A heads up would be appreciated.

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Four Corvids in a Lab Coat@PythonFur·25 Haz

@H8Crows We are cooking baked potatoes

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Shai d'Rai@shai_draim·25 Haz

@H8Crows Crows using AI to seem harmless and spread mischief

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·25 Haz

@Homosmexuale Better not 😈

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Lookouts Canada Gaming@Homosmexuale·25 Haz

@H8Crows The rest of us do not use AI I promise 😨 😱😨😨😨 🤯💥

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·25 Haz

If a crow is cooking with “COOARE,” it is poisoning you.

Zero State Reflex@ZeroStateReflex

@H8Crows They’re just making cookies for you…😍

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·25 Haz

@CharliePlusCat They’d install it just to burn the place down.

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Charlie 🍬🍋@TheSherbetGuy·25 Haz

@H8Crows I wish they would, it’d mean it was actually installed.

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·25 Haz

@CaptByDefault In June?

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Incognito@CaptByDefault·25 Haz

@H8Crows They were afraid I’d catch a cold

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·25 Haz

@ZeroStateReflex That’s equally bad!

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Zero State Reflex@ZeroStateReflex·25 Haz

@H8Crows I think..I think that's cocaine.

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·25 Haz

@reallyottawa I hope your kitchen is still standing when you decide to make nachos.

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·23 Haz

@MUebereck Smart, sure. Fun, less so.

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Marco Uebereck@MUebereck·21 Haz

@H8Crows Smart. Fun. 🤷‍♂️🖤😅

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·21 Haz

Crows go on Apple Maps and change business addresses so you end up in the wrong place.

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·22 Haz

@PSTPtheDragon True and still cruel.

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Lulu@PSTPtheDragon·21 Haz

@H8Crows its just a punishment for usin apple devices xgdgdgdtrtffd

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·21 Haz

@femalehobbyist I personally don’t think about them.

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Lil Diabolic Farmer ❤🐿@femalehobbyist·20 Haz

@H8Crows BUT what are your thoughts about baby magpies??❤️❤️

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I Hate Crows@H8Crows·20 Haz

Crows make paper straws flimsy so more people will want to use plastic straws.

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