Don the Jeweler

Who does our one roommate think he is?

Can you tell Private Equity to have its way with my sub?

Meet me in Montauk

The Devils offense has taken on the identity of Fitz with trade negotiations, they’re always close to scoring goals but can never get the deal done

This was FREE money!

The Mets stink

The benches clear and NOTHING happens

Throw Kodai Senga in the garbage please

@OnlineBigBlue1 @Giants Can’t DM you

Late notice... I might have one ticket in the shared suite for todays @giants game. DM ME first come! #NYGiants #gobigblue #NFL

This is an all timer from Frank

The Mets need to stop doing that group photo thing in the dugout after every homerun they hit. It’s loser energy and tone deaf when they’ve been playing this badly

Mets fans don’t know baseball and it’s very sad

The nets are a cursed disgrace of an organization

I’m going to blow my brains out once 3 Duke players go in the top 10 and the Nets take the one that sucks

Does anybody ever actually feel full after eating a Jersey Mike’s sandwich?

@NjTank99 They’re laughing!

Soto up runner on 3rd 1 out Here comes the double play

The Mets are somehow a better team without Juan Soto

I really miss that swing

Juan Soto is fixing games

@KDTrey5 @sourcreamstewie @APOOCH Man you and Kyrie are literally the reason the Nets didn’t work out

@sourcreamstewie @APOOCH He’s just salty cuz the nets didn’t work out and he’s jealous that the Knicks fans are having fun while nets fans arent, so u know they gonna blame me and Kai for taking their joy away lol

The best thing that ever happened for the Knicks was KD and Kyrie choosing Brooklyn. It took time, but they were forced to restructure and build out organically.

Dirty Little Secret is such a bop every time it comes on and I’m supposed to NOT waste your time?