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Huddersfield Altitude Aerosol & Reagent Propagation. Yorkshire’s best parody Chemtrail and geoengineering deployment service. Making it grim up north since 1992

Huddersfield, England Katılım Mart 2022
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HAARP UK
HAARP UK@HAARP_UK·
We thought we’d never have to explicitly state this, and I know this will come as a shock to some of you but… This is a parody account. To take the piss Out of people who believe in chemtrails. Most of our followers are sensible and seem to like a laugh but… A 🧵.
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HAARP UK@HAARP_UK·
@NASA @NASAKennedy Good luck Artemis crew. Far side of the moon isn’t far away enough from your dickhead president but we admire you for trying.
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NASA
NASA@NASA·
We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…
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HAARP UK@HAARP_UK·
@auwearness @Baratnas @ChrisMartzWX We flew over your house earlier and left a message in the sky. It said: — • • • • — • — • — • — • • • • • • — — • •
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Auwearness
Auwearness@auwearness·
@Baratnas @ChrisMartzWX Bands of weather span over miles. Im talking about split seconds interruption, i.e. ---- - - ------- - - --------- - ------- Temp and humidity would not vary drastically within feet of each other. Nice try Mr Gaslighter or should I say try again.
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HAARP UK
HAARP UK@HAARP_UK·
Here is a lovely photo capturing the Troposphere Weather Alteration Tower creating swirls of Dihydrogen Monoxide over Halifax.
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HAARP UK@HAARP_UK·
@BeardWalking How dare you mock the jewel of Sheffield’s outlying villages and location of our secret operations airfield. How dare you sir.
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James Melville 🚜
James Melville 🚜@JamesMelville·
He points out the home truths about the enormous scale of materials (and horrendous environmental impact) required for net zero.
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HAARP UK@HAARP_UK·
As we always follow the latest fashions from the world of science, today’s chemtrail deployment is a new Tylenol Infused Troposphere Spray. Smuggled to us by our US Antifa colleagues at a cost of £800.85 per acre, Tylenol is the world’s leading cause of pointless internet rage.
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Secretary Kennedy
Secretary Kennedy@SecKennedy·
We promise transparency as we uncover the potential causes and treatments of autism, and we will notify the public regularly of our progress.
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
In the last 22 years, autism rates among children have increased nearly 400%. It's time to make our children healthy again!
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HAARP UK
HAARP UK@HAARP_UK·
@thehealthb0t we need to think of something to confess on our deathbeds that will keep people like you running around with their heads up their arse for no reason. Just for fun. It’s how we roll.
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healthbot@thehealthb0t·
Chemtrails Pilot Confesses on Deathbed: 'Bill Gates Is Planning an American Holocaust'
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HAARP UK@HAARP_UK·
@VaxxersAnti We’ve been putting growth hormones in the chemtrails.
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AVK's Wide World of Batshit
AVK's Wide World of Batshit@VaxxersAnti·
Mandela Effect people alarmed at the rapid growth of Great Britain. And they don't mean population wise... they mean the actual island is getting bigger. #MandelaEffect
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HAARP UK
HAARP UK@HAARP_UK·
@banreportcards Conspiracy addled woman working for conspiracy riddled government releases shocking conspiracy to keep engagement with moronic conspiracy believing population. We cannot wait.
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UAP Juan
UAP Juan@planethunter56·
The UFO community keeping an eye on 3i/Atlas on October 29th now that RV data for it shows “humanoid figures”… #ufo #uap #ovni
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HAARP UK@HAARP_UK·
Today is Battle Of Britain day so we are deploying chemicals using our reconditioned Hawker Hurricane Mk2-C (C=Chemtrails). Our special patriotic chemtrails smell of chicken tikka masala (nothing is more British than that) and will induce vexillophilia in the population.
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HAARP UK@HAARP_UK·
@smAshomAsh @TakeThatClouds But there is. Pop in and see us in our operations centre. Behind the Wetherspoons on King St Huddersfield. We’ll get the kettle on.
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Take That, Clouds
Take That, Clouds@TakeThatClouds·
Hey @HAARP_UK have you been experimenting with the Gallium Arsenide-Ytterbium nanoparticles again?
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Ioana 🏕️
Ioana 🏕️@IoanaLogafatu·
Good evening, everyone 👋 Has anyone had experience in transporting a dog (Maltese Bichon) from Madrid to the UK? Someone has asked me for advice. 🐶
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HAARP UK
HAARP UK@HAARP_UK·
A busy morning in the skies over the UK as ‘Project Stratus’ is implemented to deploy the latest coronavirus strain to the population. The virus mRNA carried within an illudiumQ-36 catalyst ensures maximum penetration when inhaled. #COVID #Chemtrails
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@NASA @NASAKennedy @auwearness @Baratnas @ChrisMartzWX @BeardWalking @JamesMelville @SecKennedy