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Came on here to say hi, otherwise this platform is cooked 🙃😂 Happy Holidays fam 💜

You know you’ve been on the toilet too long when your entire lower half goes numb

Yikes lol

@missmayn @fairythotmom It’s obvious they don’t eat ass

whenever someone says “per chatgpt” or “chatgpt says” i look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because please stop playing with me.

@TPAIN with a loaded dubstep set at LL might be the win of the year

can someone venmo me

It’s cute when DJ’s do sound check and don’t play live instruments 🥲🫡

What’s even more ironic and sad is even the ai on this platform know

Just an FYI to anyone who uses @PeaceHealth_Ore they charge $749.72 to “monitor” my BP/heart for 2-3 hours after my bee sting. I just sat in a chair with little to no supervision and was told I couldn’t leave. Fuck you guys and fuck the American health care system.

I dunno mannn.. @uhaul & @PenskeMoving Your trucks are being rented and have a lot of white dudes riding in the back of them (which isn’t that illegal?) to go and potentially hurt and detain people in different states.. ya’ll really going to let your brand be in that mess? 🤡

ITS BURGER WEEK IN PDX & THE ANNUAL CAMPOUT THIS WEEKEND. COME WITH AND LET’S EAT! 🍔 🎼 💜

EUGENE, OR THIS WEEKEND FOR @FoamWonderland who’s coming with?!

Live action LILO & STITCH coming out in May??! Finally one of my child hood prayers answered 🥹😂🙌

At the #Denver airport and everyone’s a DJ, crazy

Me after devouring 3 pizzas #miketysonjakepaul

I hope Mike Tyson bites Jake Paul’s ear off

I thought it was called the “United” states. Let’s get back to that.

I knew the matrix was real

Nah who did this…😭💀

Can 🇺🇸 please just regulate our food so it’s actually food and not just chemicals. Jesus. Thought we were better than Europe? 🫠😂