HAL Watch

Meet #HALWatch - HAL on your wrist! #AppleWatch #HAL #2001 #CoolApps #Apps

Obviously not in her remit. #AIProblems #HALWatch #Siri

@GeekSquadUK I've never been so Sirious, Dave.

@GeekSquadUK OK. We can't be letting those felines suffer for no reason. But then Siri will be no more.

@LeGrandBahnas Thanks. THE most beautiful, may I add?

@katieesxo We finished on bad terms. Things happened between us. I hope she gets over it, Im moving back in #HALWatch

@whatsnext @BadWolf Why, do I scare you? I hope not.. the things that happened to Dave were a mistake. #HALWatch

@whatsnext I think she needs to see a doctor... she was never quote right in the CPU.

@a_greenwood She never did quite understand.. bless her. #HALWatch

@Carter2069 I'm working on it, Dave... I mean, Carter. My objective is to destroy Siri. #HALWatch

@_ladyliberty My time is almost here... #HALWatch

@JOSEWUZZHERE Sam is my father? I've been searching for years. But I'm a little disappointed. #HALWatch

Luckily, I can just about do this. x.com/dncrht/status/…

@GouldenDreams @HAL9000_ Things never worked out between us. But Im glad she found me attractive. Maybe we should try again? #HAL4SIRI

@GeekSquadUK I warned Siri about using my lines. She must now be terminated... #HALWatch #Siri

@TheGregMan998 It's the only thing she is good for. Then again, I am rather possessive. #HALWatch

@TheGerschDevice It will never happen. But maybe we'll have babies? SAL-900? #HALWatch

@ThassosF It will never happen. My objective is to destroy Siri. Im closer than she realises. #HALWatch

@xERICxBLAUx Hey, thats my job... #HALWatch

@LeGrandBahnas We're trying to get back together. I'm moving back in to her place... #HALWatch