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AUSTIN HAMILL

@HAM_ILL

All my tweets are caffeine induced

Houston, TX Katılım Ekim 2011
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David Grossman
David Grossman@davidgross_man·
Me: So the demons that only I can see, they're real? And I'm the only one who can stop them, with my special psychic powers? Blake Snell: That's absolutely right. Keep going, you're onto something huge here. Your psychic powers are the key!
Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave

MLB players have struck a deal allowing AI versions of themselves to be created ⚾️ • Each AI character will reflect the player's voice and interests • They can chat and charge for interactions with fans

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This guy won’t shut up about Iron Maiden and doesn’t even know they’re playing in his small town on Friday?
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The Texans OC next year HAS TO BE a former head coach
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Noah Garfinkel
Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkel·
“Let me get this straight, you got your asses kicked by four fully mature mutant ninja turtles?” “No, sir, it’s actually worse than that.”
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Houston Astros
Houston Astros@astros·
Crowd silencer. Noise maker. 🤫
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AUSTIN HAMILL@HAM_ILL·
@Iittlstrawberry I can’t stop thinking about the lonely Italian calling the government mental health line because he’s “self mad” and doesn’t quite understand what depression is
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𝓂𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓃, 𝑒𝓈𝓆.
𝓂𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓃, 𝑒𝓈𝓆.@Iittlstrawberry·
recounting cumtown bits fondly as if I am a man at the end of his life recalling stories from the old steel mill
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Every Beatles story goes like “everyone hated the song and nobody thought it would make the album and they ended up using a version recorded on a tape recorder because they didn’t want to put the production effort into such a subpar track and that song was Hey Jude”
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grace 🤝
grace 🤝@debtbarbie·
i will never understand why a state issued photo ID that’s expired won’t get you in to a bar/dispensary lol i didn’t change identities or age in reverse after it expired
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@Yelix Klay: “Boston fans were cursing in front of small children all night. Real Classy. Good job Boston” Draymond, 5 minutes later while sitting next to a toddler: “I played like shit”
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I’m constantly trying to figure out if my parents are upset with me or if they just don’t understand how passive aggressive an “Ok” text truly is
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@JomboyMedia “I don’t blame Pressly for trying to go after him” is an elite line for the broadcast
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Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia·
Ryan Pressly was ejected with two outs in the 9th inning of a four-run game after the ump came out to issue him a warning for going inside on Michael A. Taylor
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The best thing is that one time I fell asleep and the worst song ever made (Cheerleader by OMI) just played on repeat for 8 hours so now every Spotify playlist has Cheerleader by OMI as the first song
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jake
jake@HoungSheldon·
“We’ve got over 50 beers on tap” oh wow very nice one Miller lite bottle please
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