hank irl

manifesting a six-figure income from eight hours of #dogecoin mining

opened my phone to do 2FA for work. 20 minutes later i'm eyeballs deep in tiktok & forgot i was working.

husbenj: hey google, how much longer on the timer? Google: you have 56 seconds to go husbenj: sHEeeEeeEESH

I am appaled that ZenDesk does not have a dark mode yet

How have I had one sip from my coffee and its already nearly gone

There are few things more distressing than getting poor internet from the bathroom

A mom-and-calf humpback duo surprised whale watchers off the coast of Lāhainā, Maui, by breaching the water one after another on Jan 20. Onlooker Vicki Kysella said, ‘Out of nowhere, Mama shocked us all with a giant breach followed by the baby’s breach right next to our boat.’

irl husband still hasn't proposed to me in stardew #feelsbadman

ive never heard so many sex noises as when the bois play rocket league

@mattxiv remember that time we laughed at germ theory ahah oh no wait everyone died

what’s going on w straight white millennial parents and how can we intervene

@clancimus me too

@laurathestork @Wings95ttv @joshrvega @mattd_b WHAT

100%

brb invaluable youtube learning going on rn

@WholesomeMeme @BeardyBenj this is what it feels like when we game with @JackSheat

if you need me, i'll be searching on pinterest for ways to store my yarn without it tangling @BeardyBenj

i have the healing badwidth to cope with a suicidal rein or suicidal doom i cannot do both

Cozy shoulders confirmed

@OWAnonymous_ @BeardyBenj @JackSheat

Moira is a cop out pick for people who can't aim and takes the least skill of any character in the game

trying on my new sweater for the first time what do we think #crochetaddict #ootd