Hayley Ogle 🌿

i only plan to spend £5.50 between now and december

Please come to @glastonbury @Harry_Styles

If I never see a video of someone cutting slowly into a poached again, it will still be too soon

The French are striking because the state pension age is rising to 64. We truly are mugs

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

See Tickets? We can’t… #Glastonbury

@sophienapperx @LouisStaples #guilty

when a colleague asks what you think during a meeting but you’ve been shopping on ASOS the entire time twitter.com/AlexofBrown/st…

£1.75 for a pasty!!!! Inflation at its finest 🥲

i say “no worries if not!” knowing full well that if not, there will be worries

@harryjonesxx My god HOW MUCH!!!

Wow it's extra hard to do our silly little tasks and answer our silly little emails today isn't it

@pipattle I’ve been saving it for when I’m hungover on Sunday. Can’t wait, tissues at the ready 💧

61 days until spring !!!

I am not a gorgeous gorgeous girl I am a hungry hungry hippo