The Haunted Book Shop

@ComptonWrites @fabledbookshop Join @ComptonWrites, author of The Spite House, at @HBS_Mobile on Thursday March 7! From 5:30-7:30pm you can meet the author and have your book personalized 🏚️📚 Seating is limited so please reserve your spot: eventbrite.com/e/event-for-jo…

@Rynamic64 @AriaEbenfalls If you've never seen it, do yourself a favor and watch this. youtube.com/watch?v=hxHefM…

@Rynamic64 @AriaEbenfalls One of the great martial arts movies. It manages to be a parody and a very good example of the form.

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

@MattFnWallace We live to give out cool stuff!

Also want to mention @HBS_Mobile has signed bookplates when you preorder NOWHERE SPECIAL! Support great indie bookshops like these and get cool free stuff! thehauntedbookshopmobile.com/pre-order-wall…

NOWHERE SPECIAL, my new MG novel, comes out on the 24th! To mark the occasion, @KTegenBooks @HarperChildrens is highlighting and celebrating books (not just mine) that tell amazing stories about bullying and other important issues kids face every day. Buy ‘em and boost ‘em!🧵

OH HEY. @KirkusReviews gave a great one to my forthcoming middle grade novel NOWHERE SPECIAL, calling it “hopeful” and saying it has “a diverse and richly drawn cast.” Sure wouldn’t mind if y’all shared this around. kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/m…

We're proud to offer some swag for Matt Wallace's new middle-grade, NOWHERE SPECIAL! If it's anything like any of his other MG books, it'll be great! (Seriously, Bump destroyed us. Supervillain's Guide to being a Fat Kid left us staring at the wall. 10/10, highly recommended)

HEY FOLKS I'm happy to announce if you preorder my forthcoming middle grade novel NOWHERE SPECIAL from the wonderful @HBS_Mobile you will receive a bookplate signed by yours truly! Support great indie bookshops and get signed books! SPREAD THE WORD! thehauntedbookshopmobile.com/pre-order-wall…

@PineyWoodsHIS Here, have a picture of the cat

@MattFnWallace I love how that design was revealed and reaction was torn between "Thor has divine origins, he wouldn't be fat! He's supposed to be a warrior!" and people going "oh my god that's the build of a man who is unstoppable if he decides to be a problem"

The fact I can't get an officially licensed God of War awesome fat Thor action figure but I can buy twelve bajillion MCU shitty fat Thor action figures enrages me tbh.

Fat Thor forever.

@tonytost There's a fun energy to it. It's not a realistic movie but it's not trying to be. It's trying to be a comic strip brought to life and it accomplishes it handily

POPEYE (1980). Robert Altman's infamous career-ruining bomb that was also the 11th highest grossing film of 1980, outpacing RAGING BULL, CADDYSHACK, AMERICAN GIGOLO, THE SHINING, & the first FRIDAY THE 13TH. A few of thoughts. First off: the picture absolutely rules.

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Our best-sellers for the past month! Anne Bedsole's whole pitcher of tea Leave Your Footprint, our namesake book, Peter Swanson's Nine Lives, Samuel & Sarah Hyde's Rebel Bayou, Carolyn Haines' new Tell-Tale Bones, and @Ursulav's cozy horror The Twisted Ones! (With picture!)

Sorry! We just sold out of our pre-order campaign of Signed copies for Paolini, Christopher's Murtagh: The World of Eragon. To see what other pre-order campaigns we still have, visit thehauntedbookshopmobile.com/pre-order-swag

@ramona_reeeves (Also, it occurs we need to get Leopold some updated flags, but those were given to us by customers)

@ramona_reeeves This shout-out earns you a visit from Leopold the Pride Skeleton. Be blessed with the confidence to be yourself and safe in doing so.

We will be closed today to honor those who gave the ultimate sacrifice

yes please support us and also any giant bugges with fabulous tastes in pens and ink

@NeolithicSheep Oh, it is a travesty. Sometimes someone eats beef jerky and doesn't share! or oatmeal. Or yogurt. And he just stands there and weeps. Gotta admit, the stuff he begs for is...odd choices for a cat.

@NeolithicSheep Truly, denying him options is robbing him of his freedom! We are unjust oppressors! Send help to liberate Bingley! ...hey why was this open. I go away to help a customer and come back to an unsent tweet

@NeolithicSheep Funny enough, he doesn't usually perch on books. However, he is a great aficionado of chairs, windowsills, and keyboards.