𝓟𝑼𝑴𝑷𝑲𝑰𝑵 𝓚𝑰𝑵𝑮 ‎ ‎ .ᐟ

you're such a tragedy, aren't you .ᐣ

You’re a disgrace.. move ( pushes him out of the way )

Dude ….

neither am i. i threatened to start war with toaster over my burnt poptart …

… it looks a bit extra crispy….

people are fun .ᐟ

( deep breaths, deep breaths, you can not behead your friend, very first friend at that ) you’re insufferable

you called me pretty so ( he did not, but onyx hears what he wants )

nope, you’re delulu

I am NOT

( huffs and rubs his forehead ) of course not, how delusional

how??

I’ll get you to compliment me more, trust

( a large dramatic sigh ) that’s as good as I’m getting, I assume, but thanks

Just one compliment, come onnnn I know you can do it

Duh

Awwww why not?