Hlumelo
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Hlumelo
@HFesi
Malume kaLakhiwe. Tamkhulu nguMadiba. Dabs nguBrenda Fassie. Mzala nguMasasa Mbangeni
Katılım Şubat 2012
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Old people not knowing how to kiss when they were so promiscuous in their time is so funny😭😭😭
Ta Khanki@saider_mx
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DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later came out that, based on the DNA results, he wasn’t the father… but the uncle of the child. Which made no sense because he was an only child. After more extensive testing, they discovered the husband was actually a chimera, meaning he had absorbed his twin in the womb and carried two sets of DNA. So basically… the baby was biologically his twin brother’s child, even though he was the one who fathered it.
zek@Azziielle
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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Shela is the perfect song! I don’t care o don’t care
#Aneleandtheclubon947
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So happy she's back 🥹🥹🥹
Kgopolo@PhilMphela
CASTING NEWS: Rami Chuene joins new telenovela Word is ... prolific actress Rami Chuene is joining one of the new telenovelas at etv. While I can't confirm which of the two she has signed on for, I am confident in deducing that she is likely joining the Scandal replacement in the 8PM slot. #KgopoloReports
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CASTING NEWS:
Sindi Dlathu joins new telenovela
Multi-award winning actress is rumoured to be cast in the new etv telenovela set to replace Scandal on the 8PM slot.
More info to follow once I receive it.
#KgopoloReports

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Kehlani delievers her first ever award show performance with “Folded” at the 2026 iHeart Awards.
#iHeartAwards2026
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A guy followed a woman i know home at night. She didn’t run. She didn’t yell. She laughed at his jokes. Complimented his shoes and even pretended she was flattered by the attention. She gave him her number just to make it home alive.
Blocked it the second her door locked behind her.
Men call this “leading someone on.”
Women call it survival. Men will never fully grasp the calculations women make in real time just to actually stay alive.
fadek❤️@onlyfadek1
what opinion about sex will have you like this????
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I can’t explain it, but it seems like this tour & era is making Cardi B even more confident & comfortable in being “Cardi B” if that makes sense. It’s so beautiful to witness!
໊@BardisMedia
Cardi B debuts a new look tonight at her SOLD OUT show in New York tonight.💙#LittleMissDramaTour
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Man I hate that I don't even remember this age of my life.
𝓚𝓷𝓸𝔁@wyaknoxx
Life is good when food is granted and there aren't bills to pay
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Especially the good things, the big amazing breakthroughs! The love, the family, the friends, the beauty, the joy.. don't ever think it can't happen to you too!
🇬🇧@The_babyyyyy
don't ever think it can't happen to you
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So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No
Redd@ReddCinema
yall dont sleep wit the door open??
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