Hlumelo

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Hlumelo

Hlumelo

@HFesi

Malume kaLakhiwe. Tamkhulu nguMadiba. Dabs nguBrenda Fassie. Mzala nguMasasa Mbangeni

Katılım Şubat 2012
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KenKen
KenKen@KensBestLyfe·
Me Seeing My Friends THRIVING
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GradBoyLeeks😁
GradBoyLeeks😁@HOTBOYLEEKS·
Old people not knowing how to kiss when they were so promiscuous in their time is so funny😭😭😭
Ta Khanki@saider_mx

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Kia 🧸ྀི
Kia 🧸ྀི@xevekiah·
DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later came out that, based on the DNA results, he wasn’t the father… but the uncle of the child. Which made no sense because he was an only child. After more extensive testing, they discovered the husband was actually a chimera, meaning he had absorbed his twin in the womb and carried two sets of DNA. So basically… the baby was biologically his twin brother’s child, even though he was the one who fathered it.
zek@Azziielle

Hit me with the harshest reality truth.

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Kgopolo
Kgopolo@PhilMphela·
CASTING NEWS: Sindi Dlathu joins new telenovela Multi-award winning actress is rumoured to be cast in the new etv telenovela set to replace Scandal on the 8PM slot. More info to follow once I receive it. #KgopoloReports
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Rap Alert
Rap Alert@rapalert6·
Kehlani delievers her first ever award show performance with “Folded” at the 2026 iHeart Awards. #iHeartAwards2026
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
A guy followed a woman i know home at night. She didn’t run. She didn’t yell. She laughed at his jokes. Complimented his shoes and even pretended she was flattered by the attention. She gave him her number just to make it home alive. Blocked it the second her door locked behind her. Men call this “leading someone on.” Women call it survival. Men will never fully grasp the calculations women make in real time just to actually stay alive.
fadek❤️@onlyfadek1

what opinion about sex will have you like this????

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sine.
sine.@sneminaj·
The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… the people making the decisions rarely understand the work.
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Lele 🦋
Lele 🦋@MKayTheQueen·
Kids today will never know how big of a deal it was to go to the computer lab
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