H.H. Chris Hacker

@jenn_appel1 @otxku @jenn_appel1 that is me lol

Don't talk to me if Bubbles isn't your favorite Powerpuff girl

@hottmanbrandon hahaha thanks for posting this 👍🏽

@jenn_appel1 oh I'm ready Jean, you just wait

At what age is it unacceptable to draw a penis on a little kids cast?

Hmu if ur trying to watch the 2nd half of the Lynx vs. Mercury game 🏀

I bet you $20 that you can't watch an entire Nicolas Cage movie without looking at your iPhone. Try it. I fucking dare you.

New TV show Idea: Obama, Bill Clinton, G.W Bush, Donald Trump & 4 hookers live in a house for 2 months on the Jersey Shore. Ur welcome MTV

Just figured out that mistletoes are plants and not little bombs on your feet... What is life? Does it even matter?

Despite #DeflateGate , Tom Brady still has beautiful eyes and his hair smells like cinnamon. #FreeBrady

Hey, I ordered the wrap! #marchmadness #kentucky #notredame #johncalipari #finalfour vine.co/v/OLWV3ZUjUwY

Hampton's bench wins the Internet tonight 😂 vine.co/v/OVjeJTmgTI7

All of Tom Brady's bathrooms are actually exact replicas of the White House. Tom Brady has really nice bathrooms #snapplefacts

I lay next to ppl who are sleepin & wait 4 them to wake up frantically so I can gently caress their head & whisper "Ur safe now" n their ear

The 29.6% of alcohol in Listerine is Dubrah

Tito Ramirez, professional cop #justice vine.co/v/ObhAMt6H1Ij

Do u wanna hav JACKED tomatoes, RIPPED eggplant &broccoli that can beat the shit outta The Rock?!Then water ur garden w/ Muscle Milk u pussy

Multiple sources are telling me that John McCain collects the hair he finds in his food.