Just realized I’m on call 5 out of the next 7 days
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white coat hypertension
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Professional hater 🌈
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Received (very extensive) handwritten draft edits from my research mentor for a grant submission, but her handwriting looks like it was written by a blind 6 year old while falling down the stairs so I have no idea what the fuck any of this says.
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Proud to identify as an unequivocal Fishtown hater 🙂↕️
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Live footage of me after my laptop display just randomly gave out the afternoon before day 1 of boards
GIF
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@garvs_72 Of course not! That would require way too much time and consideration
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@HIPAAcampus Has your PD considered matching residents who want to become psychiatrists
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A second resident in my class has officially decided they’re leaving the program. I am trying my best to be a supportive co-worker, but knowing how much this is going to fuck over the rest of us for call shifts and night float moving forward is about to send me into a spiral
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@garvs_72 Don’t you DARE preemptively reveal my plan
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@HIPAAcampus “Medicine TY kidnapped, perpetrators unknown”
“In other news, the psych program has received a mysterious PGY-1 transfer, John McNotKidnapped, DO”
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Seeing people already in residency incessantly post about match day during this time of year always fries me…this isn’t about us anymore, bitch!
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@nickmmark Total, which is mid-to-larger size for my speciality
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@HIPAAcampus Per year or across all?
For context, my IM program had like 170 total.
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This is one of the underrated advantages of larger residences (& larger practices in general): the effect of departures isn’t catastrophic.
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A second resident in my class has officially decided they’re leaving the program. I am trying my best to be a supportive co-worker, but knowing how much this is going to fuck over the rest of us for call shifts and night float moving forward is about to send me into a spiral
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@LorickFoxPA Not necessarily due to lack of stress regulation or grit (my program does a good job of screening for that); one of them is switching specialities, another is experiencing some significant, unforeseen family circumstances that they would like to be closer to home for
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@HIPAAcampus I am unclear how anyone can be a medical student and not understand the stress of being a resident. People leaving residency after 2+ (essentially three) years of clinical rotations as a student should have found no surprises when they got to residency.
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@LexInWondrland @ButterscotchXna We don’t have APPs at our hospital in our department, unfortunately
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@HIPAAcampus @ButterscotchXna Have ya’ll asked the APPs for assistance with coverage? We’re usually around to help 🤷🏽♀️
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@drjfordo Ideally yeah, practically no. Realistically 80 hours vs 70 hours a week is meaningful, and we have a PGY-2 each month as a “float” resident to cover (we’re a large program), so they would likely eliminate that and squeeze more out of the primary day teams
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@HIPAAcampus Wouldn’t work hour restrictions put a stop to having to cover a lot more because typically you are close to being maxed out already?
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@HIPAAcampus More people should leave shitty institutions. Join them
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@ButterscotchXna We’re desperately trying to get at least one other resident to matriculate as a PGY-2, but there is absolutely no way in hell that our attendings are going to pick up night float or 24s 😭😭
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@HIPAAcampus Diva the attendings need to cover or yalls need to get a transfer ASAP
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My program’s call is quite rigorous second year (3 months of 6 night/week independent night float, frequent 24s, etc) and losing another resident is going to make the schedule impracticable since we cover two hospital systems. IM FREAKING OUT A BIT.
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Absolutely flabbergasted that I won first place in both the poster competition and the psychodynamic formulation competition at the conference I attended today 😭😭 As a reward, I’ll be making myself a drink tonight so strong it could incapacitate a medium-sized elephant.
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If Planet Fitness started to require a passing MoCA score for entry, they would lose 3/4ths of their clientele overnight.
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@grassfay psychiatrists out here won’t prescribe it if you smoke weed in any capacity even tho its legal and i’ve encountered at least one doctor who took it away from a friend bc he didn’t have a job 💀💀
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the way the psychiatrist at my job won’t prescribe stimulants for ADHD for adults b/c they’re a controlled substance but will for kids always boggled my mind
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the psychiatrist knows they bullshitting when they start somebody w adhd off w wellbutrin
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@garvs_72 @jasonryanmd An absolutely fair assessment, as my specialty colleagues are notorious for placing a stat consult at 6:03 pm for a BP reading of 157/98 without symptoms or signs of end organ damage
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@HIPAAcampus @jasonryanmd You can’t touch the BP meds though. Instant vaporization if you even walk in the general direction of PRN hydralazine
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Toxicology about to get a lot more interesting. “Found him unconscious with empty bottles of amiodarone, doxycycline and flomax.”
Matthew Herper@matthewherper
FDA chief Marty Makary says 'everything should be over the counter' unless drug is unsafe or addictive cnb.cx/4aFks2s
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