Joe Harper

Down 2-0 in the ALDS, "Yankees postseason is dead" The response? I'm not fucking leaving! - entire Yankees roster

@dcone36 it would mean the world to my brother (@hoopdedoo42) if you would tweet that he said Trevino looks like miguel cairo. He's a very special person and your biggest fan.

@hoopdedoo42 Except for that crooked-ass tie.

Guy has been making all the right moves since taking over

I saw Chien-Ming Wang's MLB debut which ended with a Tony Womack walk-off single. Random throwback names...

I have to say... with MAYBE the exception of Abraham Lincoln, no one has done more for African Americans than Donald J Trump. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ConnorJClark There he is ❤

@HOOPdeDOO6 You can C.B. SuckME, Joe.

Are you fucking kidding me with these strike calls? Jesus fucking Christ. #Yankees

@ConnorJClark suckMor... i feel like you just missed this one

More like C.B. SUCKnor amirite, guys? #Yankees

"Hey, do you ever wonder what it would be like if people didn't have names?" -@sunnydayna3 TGIF

@ConnorJClark I had to double take. No, Connor.

@HOOPdeDOO6 It's *your, Joe.

A PSA for those of you who suck at grammar: it's one (1) exclamation point or three (3) exclamation points. Never two (2) exclamation points.

@MDG915 @ConnorJClark @jjoy60 @jj_redick Hi, Michael.

Don’t let the NFL draft distract you from the fact that earlier today our “president” gave one of the most dangerous, embarrassing, and nonsensical press conferences EVER.

@jjoy60 @ConnorJClark @MDG915 @jj_redick Lol Joy I'd rather not inject myself with Lysol or disinfectant. You said like it was a better option

@ConnorJClark @MDG915 @jj_redick Did he say Lysol? Because it seems he said disinfectant.

"Death is bad." -Gov. Cuomo

No one to blame but themselves...

HYPOTHETICAL. Team for a playoff at 10-2

@ConnorJClark Unfollow

Obligatory "Back to 500 followers again so I'll no longer be engaging with any of you peasants with less than 100,000 followers" post send Tweet.

Yankees...

@hoopdedoo42 Nailed it.

The Volunteers can go voluntarily jump off a cliff. They suck

@sunnydayna3 Happy to have ya!

I've finally decided to learn Twitter. 9 followers! Lol

@m_shields13 this you?

Someone told me the Yankees lost 2 of 3 to the Orioles. Nice try but I don't get tricked by April fools anymore.