hp_mudcrab

my new years resolution is to be sillier than i was this year

I swear cats can actually understand us

This is canonically in the past now…

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Goals for 2026 🦀 - Make Tony the shopkeeper finally wake up and greet players with his usual charm

Merry Christmas Eve

We were promised so much… I’m outraged 😡

@barbbears_ @cashaustin_ Welcome back queen! You were missed 😭

heeeeey c: i'm coming back! it's been a while 🤠 let's meet in a week for some community games and reminiscing 🤍 hope to see you! editing by @cashaustin_ ily 🤍

hope your ween was hallowed! live with schedule I with crowd control! im sure it'll be fiiiine twitch.tv/hp_mudcrab

@JennaLynnMeowri Yes but I wanna get slammed

bye, i’m quitting cosplay and social media. i can’t handle it anymore. i have followers, but almost no interaction and i’m bored. it’s the best for everyone plus no one will miss me anyway.. you’re still reading this? do you wanna slam me against the wall and kiss me hard? hm? yeah?

@RenHeartVT_ We been knew grandma

Annnnnnnnnnnddddd now I have to tell chat that they where right...im old 😫😫